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Platapus · 08-13-19, 06:57 PM

Woman claims meth found inside her vagina isn’t hers, police say

https://www.kptv.com/woman-claims-me...7a4707874.html

I would really like to her try to explain this away.

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Meredith) – A Louisiana woman has been arrested after police say they found meth inside her vagina, but the woman claims the drugs aren’t hers.According to Fox News, 23-year-old Ashley Beth Rolland allegedly stole $5,000 from a man’s apartment while he was showering and fled the residence on July 31.

Rolland later confessed to police that she stole the money, authorities said.
According to an arrest report, a female officer searched Rolland and found the money along with a plastic bag containing one gram of meth inside Rolland’s vagina. Police say she told the officer that the drugs were not hers.

Rolland has been charged with theft and possession of a controlled dangerous substance.

Well since the money was not her's I guess the meth was not technically her's also?

Reece · 08-13-19, 07:32 PM

What gave the authorities the right to check her vagina???

(wish I had that job)

Aktungbby · 08-13-19, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Reece

What gave the authorities the right to check her vagina???

(wish I had that job)

'Twat's that U say!? U blithering Aussie idiot! Don't U realize the difference 'twixt a law officer and a law orificer

!!

Mr Quatro · 08-13-19, 10:11 PM

Maybe she had a vaginal discharge ... Did you ever think of that?

Reece · 08-13-19, 10:13 PM

Oh you are awful but I like it!!

Mr Quatro · 08-13-19, 10:32 PM

I've heard of the tooth fairy ... The vagina fairy must of put it there

Jimbuna · 08-14-19, 05:21 AM

I actually pity the female officers who were called upon to carry out the search.

Sean C · 08-14-19, 05:39 AM

Me too. Exploring a meth head's vajayjay is not on my bucket list.

Onkel Neal · 08-14-19, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

What gave the authorities the right to check her vagina???

(wish I had that job)

NO YOU DONT!

Aktungbby · 08-14-19, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

NO YOU DONT!

Indeed; it's 2AM in a certain crack-infested twenty-five floor 'Frisco housing Federal project with 3 garage levels and you've just caught an umpteenth 200+lb male dealer (age 15-25...and stupid in the '90's)with the goods still on him...my third cuff-case only held the disposable rubber-gloves..

Most willingly"gave up the goods" when confronted with proctology 101 leaving me free to write the grave-shift report w/o sordid details. They blew up the asbestos contaminated rat-infested place in the late 90's...I did'nt let the door slam me in the ass on departure!

08-13-19, 07:32 PM	#2
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	What gave the authorities the right to check her vagina??? (wish I had that job) __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

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Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Maybe she had a vaginal discharge ... Did you ever think of that? __________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..

08-13-19, 10:13 PM	#5
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Oh you are awful but I like it!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

08-13-19, 10:32 PM	#6
Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I've heard of the tooth fairy ... The vagina fairy must of put it there __________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I actually pity the female officers who were called upon to carry out the search. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Sean C Grey Wolf Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 984 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 2	Me too. Exploring a meth head's vajayjay is not on my bucket list. __________________ If you have a question about celestial navigation ... ask me! Celestial Navigation Spreadsheet