Betonov, was this you?

fireftr18 · 06-11-16, 08:44 PM

I think I saw something about building boats on the back of the car.

http://www.ems1.com/international/ar...ian-ambulance/

Betonov · 06-12-16, 01:19 AM

1) I was a medic in the civil defence once, I am not going to stoop so low as to block the path of an ambulance
2) Not a Mercedes fan
3) Too poor to own a Mercedes

and most important

4) I am from Slovenia, not Slovakia

But I did use the wake of a passing ambulance once to get out of a traffic jam.

Schroeder · 06-12-16, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

4) I am from Slovenia, not Slovakia

I guess you haven't been long enough on this board for people to understand the difference yet.

Eichhörnchen · 06-12-16, 02:31 AM

Would you find it easier to get women if you were Slovakian?

Betonov · 06-12-16, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

I guess you haven't been long enough on this board for people to understand the difference yet.

I'll take a trip to Bratislava one day, post pictures and then see heads explode

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Would you find it easier to get women if you were Slovakian?

More like if I went to Slovakia.
They're more open to a guys personality than looks I've been told.
But then again, I'd have no problem finding a woman in Slovenia if I wasn't an idiot

Schroeder · 06-12-16, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

But then again, I'd have no problem finding a woman in Slovenia if I wasn't an idiot

Funny, over here you have to be an idiot to get women...or at least all the idiots I know have one....oh and it definitely helps to be the opening of a rear end to get women over here....

Betonov · 06-12-16, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

Funny, over here you have to be an idiot to get women...or at least all the idiots I know have one....oh and it definitely helps to be the opening of a rear end to get women over here....

''the dumbest farmer has the fattest potato'' ~ native Slovene saying

Schroeder · 06-12-16, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

''the dumbest farmer has the fattest potato'' ~ native Slovene saying

Odd....because that's also a native German saying.
"Die dümmsten Bauern haben die dicksten Kartoffeln"

Oberon · 06-12-16, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

More like if I went to Slovakia.
They're more open to a guys personality than looks I've been told.

Slovakian lasses are alright, nice to work with.

Jimbuna · 06-12-16, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

''the dumbest farmer has the fattest potato'' ~ native Slovene saying

Pity....you were obviously born during the potato famine

Betonov · 06-12-16, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

Odd....because that's also a native German saying.
"Die dümmsten Bauern haben die dicksten Kartoffeln"

I'm not surprised, 3/4 of our identity is Germanic, only 1/4 slavic.

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	1) I was a medic in the civil defence once, I am not going to stoop so low as to block the path of an ambulance 2) Not a Mercedes fan 3) Too poor to own a Mercedes and most important 4) I am from Slovenia, not Slovakia But I did use the wake of a passing ambulance once to get out of a traffic jam.