You Know You're Getting Old...

Eichhörnchen · 04-15-15, 10:40 AM

We can't all be in such great shape as Nobby Penfold, and the idea for this thread arose when I returned just now from my daily hypertension-lowering bike ride: I came in, aimed an imaginary six-gun at my wife, as I often do, then quickly decided instead that I'd better go to the toilet.

How do you members over 50 know you're near or past your sell-by date, apart from having to sit down to get your socks on? I'd prefer real personal ones, rather than the well-known platitudes.

I knew... the first time nice a young bird smiled at me, not with the come-hither expression of former times, but instead like she would a sick pet.

(PS: younger members please feel free to contribute with mockery)

04-15-15, 10:40 AM	#1
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,389 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	You Know You're Getting Old... We can't all be in such great shape as Nobby Penfold, and the idea for this thread arose when I returned just now from my daily hypertension-lowering bike ride: I came in, aimed an imaginary six-gun at my wife, as I often do, then quickly decided instead that I'd better go to the toilet. How do you members over 50 know you're near or past your sell-by date, apart from having to sit down to get your socks on? I'd prefer real personal ones, rather than the well-known platitudes. I knew... the first time nice a young bird smiled at me, not with the come-hither expression of former times, but instead like she would a sick pet. (PS: younger members please feel free to contribute with mockery) __________________