World's smallest sculpture no bigger than ant's head accidentally crushed by photogra

Von Tonner · 03-12-15, 06:31 AM

I am sorry but I seriously do not see any point to creating a work of art that in order to see it one has to use a microscope.

Even the artist only realised the mishap after searching for it through the lens.

“The technician went to change the orientation and then for the next half an hour we were looking for the piece through the lens.

“Eventually I noticed there was a fingerprint exactly where the sculpture used to be and I was like ‘Man, you have just destroyed one of the smallest art pieces ever made’. I slightly freaked out.”

Call me insensitive but I burst out laughing at this. What a brilliant hook to use on your next hot date as you try to entice her into your lair..."Hey babe, wanna come up and see my etchings through my microscope?"

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-en...-10101461.html

Wolferz · 03-12-15, 06:36 AM

Quote:

wanna come up and see my etchings through my microscope?"

Hot date; "Hopefully that's not all we'll need the microscope for."

Tango589 · 03-12-15, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Von Tonner

“The technician went to change the orientation and then for the next half an hour we were looking for the piece through the lens.

“Eventually I noticed there was a fingerprint exactly where the sculpture used to be and I was like ‘Man, you have just destroyed one of the smallest art pieces ever made’. I slightly freaked out.”

Call me insensitive but I burst out laughing at this.

It's ok, I burst out laughing at it too.

Jimbuna · 03-12-15, 07:59 AM

OOPS!!

Garion · 03-12-15, 08:23 AM

Statue! Wot Statue?

Cheers
Gary

Oberon · 03-12-15, 08:26 AM

You've got to watch out for those photogras...

Rhodes · 03-12-15, 09:14 AM

Ooopsssssss, as we say when playing ET!

Wolferz · 03-12-15, 11:14 AM

August · 03-12-15, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

You've got to watch out for those photogras...

Reminds me of this. Get's hilarious at 1.29

Or this (fun starts at 50 seconds)

Eichhörnchen · 03-12-15, 02:27 PM

Aktungbby · 03-12-15, 02:55 PM

NANO-NANO BBY!

high-tech process called nano-painting to craft detailed representations of the human form in miniature.

Aktungbby · 03-12-15, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Talk about the Grey knight: Von Eichhörnchen here!

Eichhörnchen · 03-12-15, 03:59 PM

Yeah an' I left something nice for him in the cockpit...

Fubar2Niner · 03-12-15, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Yeah an' I left something nice for him in the cockpit...

Nutz! ?

Eichhörnchen · 03-12-15, 05:47 PM

No, more like post-digestion nuts, if you get my drift...

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Von Tonner Seasoned Skipper Join Date: May 2005 Location: South Africa Posts: 711 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	World's smallest sculpture no bigger than ant's head accidentally crushed by photogra I am sorry but I seriously do not see any point to creating a work of art that in order to see it one has to use a microscope. Even the artist only realised the mishap after searching for it through the lens. “The technician went to change the orientation and then for the next half an hour we were looking for the piece through the lens. “Eventually I noticed there was a fingerprint exactly where the sculpture used to be and I was like ‘Man, you have just destroyed one of the smallest art pieces ever made’. I slightly freaked out.” Call me insensitive but I burst out laughing at this. What a brilliant hook to use on your next hot date as you try to entice her into your lair..."Hey babe, wanna come up and see my etchings through my microscope?" http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-en...-10101461.html __________________ "Knowledge is like a lion:it cannot be gently embraced" - South African proverb

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,384 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	No, more like post-digestion nuts, if you get my drift... __________________