Little Kim is missing

Rockstar · 10-04-14, 06:27 PM

Who we gonna make fun of now?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/04/world/...html?hpt=hp_t1

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Kim Jong Un has been conspicuously absent even from important state events, and Pyongyang officials have said Kim is "suffering from discomfort." The last times he was seen publicly, he had gained weight and developed a limp.

Oberon · 10-04-14, 06:41 PM

Gout IMHO.

10-04-14, 07:39 PM

Looks like tubby needs to cut back on the Cognac and Foiegras then if he's got gout!,poor man how will he ever be able to continue to work tirelessly for the people without his few small luxuries....

Aktungbby · 10-04-14, 08:02 PM

I wondered how they blow ballast on this ol' Romeo sub!

mapuc · 10-04-14, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

Who we gonna make fun of now?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/04/world/...html?hpt=hp_t1

Do not despair, he will return and if a new leader should arise, he will surely do something that gives us the possibility to make fun of that.

Markus

Jimbuna · 10-05-14, 05:46 AM

Skybird · 10-05-14, 06:13 AM

The timing - Kim's longer lasting disappearance and that snap visit in the south now - got me wondering whether he really is in control. Could be that he is a strawman only. A stubborn rumour says that since he assassinated his uncle, military elites refused to follow him like they followed his father. He seemed to have struggled to get the loyalty of these elites from all beginning on.

Rumours that are by exile Korean activists - who may run their own agenda, so take all that with a grain of salt.

Catfish · 10-05-14, 03:18 PM

"missing".
Who'd be missing him ?

August · 10-05-14, 03:29 PM

Sounds to me like Kim went overboard when he took power and shook up the ruling elite so now he's either been bumped off or has been otherwise defanged.

Jimbuna · 10-06-14, 06:07 AM

Man in the iron mask anyone?

Tango589 · 10-06-14, 06:15 AM

The weight of his excess lard has finally caused both his ankles to give out:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/kim-jon...h-ankl#2mgy9d7

Feuer Frei! · 10-06-14, 06:27 AM

You are all wrong!

He has been missing because he thought lubricant was 1 of the 5 food groups and has been violently ill

Rockstar · 10-06-14, 06:27 AM

I'm not buying the surgery and hospitalization bit, unless of course he went elsewhere for help. No self respecting tyrant would ever go see a doctor in his own country.

Wolferz · 10-06-14, 08:43 AM

When your mortal form gives out for all to see.

I think he was going for the Buddha look.

ikalugin · 10-06-14, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

I'm not buying the surgery and hospitalization bit, unless of course he went elsewhere for help. No self respecting tyrant would ever go see a doctor in his own country.

Cuba would be the place to go for such people I would guess.

And a truly self respecting tyrant would fly the entire foreign medical staff if he feels like it. :p

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10-05-14, 06:13 AM	#7
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	The timing - Kim's longer lasting disappearance and that snap visit in the south now - got me wondering whether he really is in control. Could be that he is a strawman only. A stubborn rumour says that since he assassinated his uncle, military elites refused to follow him like they followed his father. He seemed to have struggled to get the loyalty of these elites from all beginning on. Rumours that are by exile Korean activists - who may run their own agenda, so take all that with a grain of salt. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

10-05-14, 03:29 PM	#9
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Sounds to me like Kim went overboard when he took power and shook up the ruling elite so now he's either been bumped off or has been otherwise defanged. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

10-06-14, 06:07 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Man in the iron mask anyone? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Gout IMHO.

10-04-14, 07:39 PM	#3
darius359au Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Looks like tubby needs to cut back on the Cognac and Foiegras then if he's got gout!,poor man how will he ever be able to continue to work tirelessly for the people without his few small luxuries....

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Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	"missing". Who'd be missing him ?

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Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	The weight of his excess lard has finally caused both his ankles to give out: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/kim-jon...h-ankl#2mgy9d7 __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

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Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	You are all wrong! He has been missing because he thought lubricant was 1 of the 5 food groups and has been violently ill __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

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Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	I'm not buying the surgery and hospitalization bit, unless of course he went elsewhere for help. No self respecting tyrant would ever go see a doctor in his own country.

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Hard to be a deity to your people... When your mortal form gives out for all to see. I think he was going for the Buddha look. __________________ Tomorrow never comes