Eat, Bray, Love..

Bilge_Rat · 09-25-14, 10:59 AM

too cute..

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Two passionate donkeys who were separated because of an outcry over their lovemaking have been reunited at a zoo in Poland.

The couple, together for 10 years, got into trouble when mothers expressed outrage that children had to witness their mating. A local official, Lydia Dudziak, took up their cause and persuaded the director of the zoo in Poznan to have the animals put in separate pens.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...antosia-poland

Rhodes · 09-25-14, 11:05 AM

Love conquers all!

Jimbuna · 09-25-14, 12:05 PM

Well, that's what happens when one makes an ass of oneself.

Aktungbby · 09-25-14, 12:37 PM

Napoleon and Antosia...in Poland? with six little donkeys along the way?! Antosia should be renamed Countess Walewska http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Walewska

Wolferz · 09-25-14, 06:15 PM

Get the kids some blindfolds.

Buddahaid · 09-26-14, 12:58 AM

Heaven forbid the young ones actually have a chance at getting it!

Well I didn't quite mean it that way....what do you mean..... I.... why I........

Buddahaid · 09-26-14, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Well, that's what happens when one makes an ass of oneself.

I don't get what you mean, sir. Certainly, I've never been it that situation never you mind.

Eichhörnchen · 09-26-14, 03:19 AM

Why can't we have a subsim thread showing donkeys in the act?

Jimbuna · 09-26-14, 05:00 AM

That would be eeawful

Aktungbby · 09-26-14, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Why can't we have a subsim thread showing donkeys in the act?

FAQ:
'No pornography at all. This is an instant ban offence." Does not specify human...could include asses.... or elephant seals or amoebas ecstatically dividing!

Eichhörnchen · 09-26-14, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

FAQ:
'No pornography at all. This is an instant ban offence." Does not specify human...could include asses.... or elephant seals or amoebas ecstatically dividing!

I guess even amoebas need a little tenderness now and again

Platapus · 09-27-14, 06:46 AM

This was so stupid I thought it had to come from the US. (facepalm)

So once there was the family going to the zoo. Mother, Father, and son. They were at the elephant cage, and there was this male elephant, in an "excited" mood.

The son points to the "enormous evidence" hanging between the legs of the elephant and asks "Mom, what's THAT?"

The mother was rather embarrassed and said "oh.. uh.. that's nothing dear."

The father then said "I have spoiled that woman"

(rimshot)

(Crickets chirping)

I will meet you by the monkey cage.

Jimbuna · 09-27-14, 08:44 AM

^ Well I liked it

Platapus · 09-27-14, 11:56 AM

A teacher takes her young students to the zoo so they can learn the animals' names.

Standing next to the area where deer are, the teacher asks one of the young students "what is the name of this animal?"

The student struggles with this question.

The teacher offers a hint "what does your mother call your father?"

The student brightens up and says "oh, that's a schmuck!"

09-28-14, 05:46 PM

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The couple, together for 10 years, got into trouble when mothers expressed outrage that children had to witness their mating.

PS:

09-25-14, 11:05 AM	#2
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,519 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Love conquers all! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

09-25-14, 12:05 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,678 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Well, that's what happens when one makes an ass of oneself. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-25-14, 12:37 PM	#4
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,033 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Napoleon and Antosia...in Poland? with six little donkeys along the way?! Antosia should be renamed Countess Walewska* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Walewska* __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Get the kids some blindfolds. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

09-26-14, 12:58 AM	#6
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,327 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Heaven forbid the young ones actually have a chance at getting it! Well I didn't quite mean it that way....what do you mean..... I.... why I........ __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,411 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Why can't we have a subsim thread showing donkeys in the act?

09-26-14, 05:00 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,678 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	That would be eeawful __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-27-14, 06:46 AM	#12
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,381 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	This was so stupid I thought it had to come from the US. (facepalm) So once there was the family going to the zoo. Mother, Father, and son. They were at the elephant cage, and there was this male elephant, in an "excited" mood. The son points to the "enormous evidence" hanging between the legs of the elephant and asks "Mom, what's THAT?" The mother was rather embarrassed and said "oh.. uh.. that's nothing dear." The father then said "I have spoiled that woman" (rimshot) (Crickets chirping) I will meet you by the monkey cage. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

09-27-14, 08:44 AM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,678 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	^ Well I liked it __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-27-14, 11:56 AM	#14
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,381 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	A teacher takes her young students to the zoo so they can learn the animals' names. Standing next to the area where deer are, the teacher asks one of the young students "what is the name of this animal?" The student struggles with this question. The teacher offers a hint "what does your mother call your father?" The student brightens up and says "oh, that's a schmuck!" __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.