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Eichhörnchen · 09-07-14, 03:48 PM

Every May a glittering (usually bearded) lurex-clad titan is resurrected, which exerts an appalling fascination for the normally staid citizens of Europe. Even the anally retentive British (especially the anally retentive British).

There's a febrile week of hand-wringing anticipation, the monster is finally unleashed, then some tranny with a beard comes mincing out (or a bunch of Lithuanian dwarves in National Costume) and everyone complains bitterly about him/her/it winning. It all then all disappears up its own backside as quickly as it came.

Yes, it's Eurovision. Who knows: maybe the Scots are hoping to escape this on September 18th and that's the real reason for the referendum. Good luck with that. And if our pals in the US are reading this, you wouldn't understand, trust me.

I love it. I'm deeply ashamed but there it is. My wife and I get the snacks and beer in and turn off the phone. It's an annual event. Is this so wrong?

09-07-14, 03:48 PM	#1
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,372 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	EUROZOMBIE Every May a glittering (usually bearded) lurex-clad titan is resurrected, which exerts an appalling fascination for the normally staid citizens of Europe. Even the anally retentive British (especially the anally retentive British). There's a febrile week of hand-wringing anticipation, the monster is finally unleashed, then some tranny with a beard comes mincing out (or a bunch of Lithuanian dwarves in National Costume) and everyone complains bitterly about him/her/it winning. It all then all disappears up its own backside as quickly as it came. Yes, it's Eurovision. Who knows: maybe the Scots are hoping to escape this on September 18th and that's the real reason for the referendum. Good luck with that. And if our pals in the US are reading this, you wouldn't understand, trust me. I love it. I'm deeply ashamed but there it is. My wife and I get the snacks and beer in and turn off the phone. It's an annual event. Is this so wrong?