it must be something in the air

mapuc · 02-22-14, 04:15 PM

There's a radio show on a Danish talk radio I listen to, when I have a break or whenever I can. The name of the program is called in Danish "Under bæltestedet"=Below the belt. They are giving us the kind of news that ordinary news channel doesn't give us. News that are below the belt.

It was the same radio show that told me the story of the 50 shades effect.

Here's the new story

A middle age man was traveling on a train to or from either Edinburgh or Glasgow. He had have a few beer and according to this story he got more and more "happy" for this sales wagon that came close and close to wards where he was sitting.

When this sales wagon was almost near him, he couldn't stand it anymore, he rushed up, pushed the stewardess away, pulled down his trousers and....

The other travelers was of course choked and he was arrested when the train arrived at the end station.

It must defiantly be something in the air.

Markus

vanjast · 02-23-14, 09:08 AM

Did that story pass through the Google translator ?

Tango589 · 02-23-14, 09:19 AM

Wait, what? Do you mean he started to 'get his groove on' with the trolley? Or am I reading this incorrectly?

mapuc · 02-23-14, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tango589

Wait, what? Do you mean he started to 'get his groove on' with the trolley? Or am I reading this incorrectly?

No you didn't read it incorrectly.

Here's more to the story.

While he was banging this trolley he was yelling/screaming oh yeah your my..

I had a coffee break, and I my face was like this

Markus

Tango589 · 02-23-14, 09:32 AM

Only the Scottish! It must be the thought of those haggis pies and cans of Special Brew that did it for him!

Jimbuna · 02-23-14, 01:44 PM

He may simply have thought the pies and sandwiches were missing a certain ingredient.

Tango589 · 02-23-14, 02:26 PM

Here's a newspaper article about the sorry incident: http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/07/off-hi...-cart-4253357/.

Apparently his behaviour was caused by a mixture of alcohol and 'legal highs'.

Jimbuna · 02-23-14, 03:50 PM

Drink and drugs (legal or otherwise)

02-22-14, 04:15 PM	#1
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,537 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	it must be something in the air There's a radio show on a Danish talk radio I listen to, when I have a break or whenever I can. The name of the program is called in Danish "Under bæltestedet"=Below the belt. They are giving us the kind of news that ordinary news channel doesn't give us. News that are below the belt. It was the same radio show that told me the story of the 50 shades effect. Here's the new story A middle age man was traveling on a train to or from either Edinburgh or Glasgow. He had have a few beer and according to this story he got more and more "happy" for this sales wagon that came close and close to wards where he was sitting. When this sales wagon was almost near him, he couldn't stand it anymore, he rushed up, pushed the stewardess away, pulled down his trousers and.... The other travelers was of course choked and he was arrested when the train arrived at the end station. It must defiantly be something in the air. Markus

02-23-14, 09:19 AM	#3
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Wait, what? Do you mean he started to 'get his groove on' with the trolley? Or am I reading this incorrectly? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-23-14, 09:32 AM	#5
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Only the Scottish! It must be the thought of those haggis pies and cans of Special Brew that did it for him! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-23-14, 01:44 PM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	He may simply have thought the pies and sandwiches were missing a certain ingredient. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-23-14, 02:26 PM	#7
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Here's a newspaper article about the sorry incident: http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/07/off-hi...-cart-4253357/. Apparently his behaviour was caused by a mixture of alcohol and 'legal highs'. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-23-14, 09:08 AM	#2
vanjast Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Somewhere else now Posts: 1,734 Downloads: 825 Uploads: 4	Did that story pass through the Google translator ?

02-23-14, 03:50 PM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Drink and drugs (legal or otherwise) __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!