"It's the law!" It was sarcasm, stupid !

Catfish · 12-30-13, 03:38 PM

Nice cartoon about the surveillance situation - some parts german but you will get the idea.

I found no fitting smiley ..

Wolferz · 12-30-13, 06:45 PM

Das onkel Sam ist vatching.

Aktungbby · 12-30-13, 08:28 PM

^Egad! fake German and Mock Teutonic imbecility after 12/27/2013 10:32 PM CST

We'll be 'Kiel'-Haüled: AAALAAARM! TAUCHEN JETZT ...SCHNELL KAMERAD!

und Gott im Himmel Achten Sie auf die ÜberWächungsstaat! Wo ist mein Stein von Rossetta?

Catfish! you go MANN! Surveillance und sarcasm all in one post!

Oberon · 12-30-13, 10:56 PM

Needs more Hamms...or possibly less...when I decipher it I'll let you know...

Feuer Frei! · 12-30-13, 11:23 PM

@ Aktungbby:
Where DO you get your German from?
Google Translate?

Aktungbby · 12-31-13, 02:32 AM

My umlouts for dummies primer, the family Gutenberg Bible(2nd Edition) and my immigrant Großmutter's old Bavarian nursery rhymes which Marin, my neighbor from Hamburg, snootily assures me is a 'Schwäbischen' thing' as I seem to have retained the accent since infancy: The google translator scares me to death. If Dönitz had used it instead of the Enigma machine, Germany would have won the war! At least I kept up with Wolfertz...a little

Wolferz · 12-31-13, 05:13 AM

I learned mine from the Teutonic Titwillow in Blazing Saddles.

Jimbuna · 12-31-13, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I learned mine from the Teutonic Titwillow in Blazing Saddles.

Tell the truth...it was all in the beans.

Wolferz · 12-31-13, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Tell the truth...it was all in the beans.

Frrrrraaaap! Uh yup.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...1758542D766E59

Jimbuna · 12-31-13, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Frrrrraaaap! Uh yup.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...1758542D766E59

Aktungbby · 12-31-13, 01:16 PM

In New England, they take their 'Fraaaape' with 'jimmies' -beans of a different colour...so to speak!

Wolferz · 12-31-13, 05:45 PM

Me dear old dad, God rest his soul, told me of the onboard meals in the navy during WW II. Beans! Thrice daily.

The musical fruit kept well in large quantities.

We now return you to I-Spy.

I hear das earschplittinloudenboomer echoing in time.

fireftr18 · 12-31-13, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Me dear old dad, God rest his soul, told me of the onboard meals in the navy during WW II. Beans! Thrice daily.

The musical fruit kept well in large quantities.

We now return you to I-Spy.

I hear das earschplittinloudenboomer.

Let me guess, they were navy beans?

I know it's bad, I just couldn't resist. I'm not apologizing though.

Wolferz · 12-31-13, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireftr18

Let me guess, they were navy beans?

I know it's bad, I just couldn't resist. I'm not apologizing though.

Somebody get the rope.
It's keel hauling time!

No, actually ,they were white beans. Those go great with cornbread and raw onions.

Sailor Steve · 12-31-13, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Somebody get the rope.
It's keel hauling time!

There is no rope in the navy, lubber! You use a line!

Quote:

No, actually ,they were white beans. Those go great with cornbread and raw onions.

It's funny you should relate that story. We had plenty of beans, too, but many different kinds and all sorts of good food too. That said, I keep thinking of this lovely bit:

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Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	"It's the law!" It was sarcasm, stupid ! Nice cartoon about the surveillance situation - some parts german but you will get the idea. I found no fitting smiley ..

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Das onkel Sam ist vatching. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,987 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	^Egad! fake German and Mock Teutonic imbecility after 12/27/2013 10:32 PM CST We'll be 'Kiel'-Haüled: AAALAAARM! TAUCHEN JETZT ...SCHNELL KAMERAD! und Gott im Himmel Achten Sie auf die ÜberWächungsstaat! Wo ist mein Stein von Rossetta?Catfish! you go MANN! Surveillance und sarcasm all in one post! Last edited by Aktungbby; 12-31-13 at 02:13 AM.

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Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	@ Aktungbby: Where DO you get your German from? Google Translate? __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I learned mine from the Teutonic Titwillow in Blazing Saddles. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Needs more Hamms...or possibly less...when I decipher it I'll let you know...

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Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,987 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	My umlouts for dummies primer, the family Gutenberg Bible(2nd Edition) and my immigrant Großmutter's old Bavarian nursery rhymes which Marin, my neighbor from Hamburg, snootily assures me is a 'Schwäbischen' thing' as I seem to have retained the accent since infancy: The google translator scares me to death. If Dönitz had used it instead of the Enigma machine, Germany would have won the war! At least I kept up with Wolfertz...a little

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Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,987 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	In New England, they take their 'Fraaaape' with 'jimmies' -beans of a different colour...so to speak! Last edited by Aktungbby; 12-31-13 at 01:52 PM.

12-31-13, 05:45 PM	#12
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Me dear old dad, God rest his soul, told me of the onboard meals in the navy during WW II. Beans! Thrice daily. The musical fruit kept well in large quantities. We now return you to I-Spy. I hear das earschplittinloudenboomer echoing in time. __________________ Tomorrow never comes