Best way to enjoy Everglades National Park?

the_tyrant · 12-15-13, 08:09 PM

Hey guys, well I'll be cruising again in 3 days (last minute deal FTW!).

Anyways, I might be stopping by Everglades for a bit. Any suggestions on what to do, what to eat, what to see?

Jimbuna · 12-16-13, 06:45 AM

Keep away from those monsters with a huge mouth full of teeth and a healthy appetite for humans

TarJak · 12-16-13, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Keep away from those monsters with a huge mouth full of teeth and a healthy appetite for humans

Women in Florida aren't that bad.

Jimbuna · 12-16-13, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Women in Florida aren't that bad.

LOL

Penguin · 12-16-13, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Women in Florida aren't that bad.

I beg to differ.

Herr-Berbunch · 12-16-13, 09:53 AM

From my youth I know exactly the best way to spend your time in the Everglades.

Firstly, meet and befriend a bear. Not a ferocious bear but something a little more gentle.

Secondly, give the bear a nice name. At this point I'd like to recommend the name Ben.

Thirdly, get an airboat for zipping about on.

Fourthly, film it, get a cute kid to play you, and if Dennis Weaver is your dad that I think you're onto a winner.

Jimbuna · 12-16-13, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

I beg to differ.

soopaman2 · 12-16-13, 01:58 PM

It is a great place to bury a body.

What the gators don't eat, the swamp muck will swallow it up.

One day I will tell you about the trip I plan to take there with my mother in law.

Jimbuna · 12-16-13, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

It is a great place to bury a body.

What the gators don't eat, the swamp muck will swallow it up.

One day I will tell you about the trip I plan to take there with my mother in law.

Give me a fortnights notice and we'll make it a foursome

Stealhead · 12-16-13, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

It is a great place to bury a body.

What the gators don't eat, the swamp muck will swallow it up.

A myth actually they fish dead bodies out of Florida lakes and rivers all the time and there are tons of gators in just about every part of Florida.Gators much prefer living prey and there in lies the problem of a dead body you'll be hard pressed to find a gator hungry enough to completely consume a dead body.

The best way would be chopped up and used as bait in a crab trap.I'm sure that Florida crime syndicates have done this many times.

The old Florida saying is that crabbers rarely reported thefts from their traps because they solved the problem themselves.

nikimcbee · 12-21-13, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

I beg to differ.

Look, he found you a date.

Jimbuna · 12-21-13, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Look, he found you a date.

LOL

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Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	From my youth I know exactly the best way to spend your time in the Everglades. Firstly, meet and befriend a bear. Not a ferocious bear but something a little more gentle. Secondly, give the bear a nice name. At this point I'd like to recommend the name Ben. Thirdly, get an airboat for zipping about on. Fourthly, film it, get a cute kid to play you, and if Dennis Weaver is your dad that I think you're onto a winner. __________________

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soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	It is a great place to bury a body. What the gators don't eat, the swamp muck will swallow it up. One day I will tell you about the trip I plan to take there with my mother in law. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.