For all us married men...

Tango589 · 10-10-13, 04:20 PM

How true is this?

Platapus · 10-10-13, 04:32 PM

We laugh because it is funny
We cry because it is true

Tango589 · 10-10-13, 06:03 PM

Amen to that, brother!

Wolferz · 10-10-13, 06:33 PM

We chase those girls until they catch us.

Wait! Wut!?

AVGWarhawk · 10-10-13, 06:40 PM

Onkel Neal · 10-10-13, 06:49 PM

And that's why.... I'm single!

Armistead · 10-10-13, 10:23 PM

Yea, another old favorite of mine

"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long."

Buddahaid · 10-11-13, 12:12 AM

Good one but sooo far fetched. Well maybe just a bit.......

Jimbuna · 10-11-13, 05:42 AM

Getting a bit more than usual during the transitional stage from working to retirement but it'll all pan out for the best in the end.

TarJak · 10-11-13, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Getting a bit more than usual during the transitional stage from working to retirement but it'll all pan out for the best in the end.

Wolferz · 10-11-13, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

Yea, another old favorite of mine

"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long."

Weren't you the blonde in that video?

Jimbuna · 10-11-13, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Weren't you the blonde in that video?

Either that or the beauty at 1:16

Armistead · 10-11-13, 10:28 AM

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine.".

Sailor Steve · 10-11-13, 11:26 AM

Back in 1971 I saw an ad in a local newspaper:

"Wife says motorcycle goes or she does. Either one $500."

Platapus · 10-11-13, 12:02 PM

I decided to get a handgun for my wife.

All in all, a pretty good trade.

10-10-13, 04:20 PM	#1
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	For all us married men... How true is this? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-10-13, 04:32 PM	#2
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	We laugh because it is funny We cry because it is true __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-10-13, 06:03 PM	#3
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Amen to that, brother! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-10-13, 06:33 PM	#4
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	We chase those girls until they catch us. Wait! Wut!? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

10-10-13, 06:40 PM	#5
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

10-10-13, 06:49 PM	#6
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	And that's why.... I'm single! __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

10-10-13, 10:23 PM	#7
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Yea, another old favorite of mine "It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long." __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

10-11-13, 12:12 AM	#8
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Good one but sooo far fetched. Well maybe just a bit....... __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

10-11-13, 05:42 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,481 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Getting a bit more than usual during the transitional stage from working to retirement but it'll all pan out for the best in the end. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-11-13, 10:28 AM	#13
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine.". __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

10-11-13, 11:26 AM	#14
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Back in 1971 I saw an ad in a local newspaper: "Wife says motorcycle goes or she does. Either one $500." __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-11-13, 12:02 PM	#15
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I decided to get a handgun for my wife. All in all, a pretty good trade. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.