Holey plots Batman

Wolferz · 10-14-13, 01:44 PM

Have you ever noticed glaring holes in the plots or just plain stupid things that characters are made to do in movies or TV shows?
Enumerate them here...

I'll start with Star Wars... The Empire strikes back...

Scene: The ice planet Hoth... Luke and his Taun Taun have been jumped by a Yeti that drags them both back to it's cave. Luke wakes up and discovers he's been hung up for later consumption while the Yeti is finishing off the waca waca Taun Taun. Luke spots his light saber stuck in the snow and force grabs it to free himself. The Yeti charges to prevent his midnight snack from escaping and quickly loses an arm. Luke panics and runs out of the cave into a blizzard? WTF? How stupid do they make these Jedi or is there a sliding intelligence scale in the recruiting department? Wait, I have a nifty Laser Sword, so this Yeti shouldn't be a problem as long as he doesn't sucker punch me again and this cave will protect me from the elements outside.
Maybe it was the smell of his former mount's guts? Ha ha. The galaxy is loaded with irony. What's the first thing Han does when he finds Luke face down in the snow? Right! Stuffs him in the belly of his own recently departed Taun Taun to keep him warm.
I can hear Master Yoda now; " He's dumber than a box of rocks but the force is strong with this one."

Too bad it couldn't have been stronger with George Lucas.

10-14-13, 01:44 PM	#1
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Holey plots Batman Have you ever noticed glaring holes in the plots or just plain stupid things that characters are made to do in movies or TV shows? Enumerate them here... I'll start with Star Wars... The Empire strikes back... Scene: The ice planet Hoth... Luke and his Taun Taun have been jumped by a Yeti that drags them both back to it's cave. Luke wakes up and discovers he's been hung up for later consumption while the Yeti is finishing off the waca waca Taun Taun. Luke spots his light saber stuck in the snow and force grabs it to free himself. The Yeti charges to prevent his midnight snack from escaping and quickly loses an arm. Luke panics and runs out of the cave into a blizzard? WTF? How stupid do they make these Jedi or is there a sliding intelligence scale in the recruiting department? Wait, I have a nifty Laser Sword, so this Yeti shouldn't be a problem as long as he doesn't sucker punch me again and this cave will protect me from the elements outside. Maybe it was the smell of his former mount's guts? Ha ha. The galaxy is loaded with irony. What's the first thing Han does when he finds Luke face down in the snow? Right! Stuffs him in the belly of his own recently departed Taun Taun to keep him warm. I can hear Master Yoda now; " He's dumber than a box of rocks but the force is strong with this one." Too bad it couldn't have been stronger with George Lucas. __________________ Tomorrow never comes