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Feuer Frei! · 10-01-13, 04:13 AM

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Now that the war in Iraq is officially over and the one in Afghanistan winding down, the Department of Defense found itself facing a conundrum. It had just spent billions of dollars buying heavily armored personnel carriers designed to stand up to insurgent attacks only to find that it had run out of wars to use them in

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TarJak · 10-01-13, 07:35 AM

Quick let's start another one. Oh wait, maybe that's not such a good idea.

Wolferz · 10-01-13, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Quick let's start another one. Oh wait, maybe that's not such a good idea.

They have been trying so there's no a lack of effort to blame it on. Russia was Putin on the blitz and stole their bling bling.

Can we get a refund on those urban assault vehicles? Nah, they'll just paint 'em black and give them to FEMA.

TarJak · 10-01-13, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

They have been trying so there's no a lack of effort to blame it on. Russia was Putin on the blitz and stole their bling bling.

Can we get a refund on those urban assault vehicles? Nah, they'll just paint 'em black and give them to FEMA.

They've already got some

Herr-Berbunch · 10-01-13, 08:25 AM

So that's where the governments deficit is coming from: Government department X buys item. Government department Y buys item from X. Government pays twice, and probably doesn't collect taxes on either purchase. D'oh!

Jimbuna · 10-01-13, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Quick let's start another one. Oh wait, maybe that's not such a good idea.

They're using them as ice cream vans in my local neighbourhood now

Tango589 · 10-01-13, 09:55 AM

i reckon they would be ideal for the school run.

Wolferz · 10-01-13, 11:40 AM

Park them all on the White House lawn and have a tent sale. They will make excellent mobile Meth labs.

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Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	So that's where the governments deficit is coming from: Government department X buys item. Government department Y buys item from X. Government pays twice, and probably doesn't collect taxes on either purchase. D'oh! __________________

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Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	i reckon they would be ideal for the school run. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Park them all on the White House lawn and have a tent sale. They will make excellent mobile Meth labs. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Quick let's start another one. Oh wait, maybe that's not such a good idea.