Failed Inventions

Armistead · 08-17-13, 10:37 PM

How many failures does it take before your invention works? Man designs parachute suit.....first human test...1912,

This is gonna hurt!

I think his failure was in jumping feet first, because his dummy test had worked.

Wolferz · 08-18-13, 03:35 AM

Momma wants her drapes back.

Jimbuna · 08-18-13, 04:28 AM

He either had testicles a big as cannon balls or had left his brain in a jar by his bedside

Armistead · 08-18-13, 10:15 AM

Funny how they were measuring the impact hole his body left.

Wolferz · 08-18-13, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Funny how they were measuring the impact hole his body left.

Just checking his density.

Wolferz · 08-19-13, 08:25 AM

Look on the bright side. He did have one successful invention that day...
The Crash Test Dummy

AVGWarhawk · 08-19-13, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

He either had testicles a big as cannon balls or had left his brain in a jar by his bedside

08-17-13, 10:37 PM	#1
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Failed Inventions How many failures does it take before your invention works? Man designs parachute suit.....first human test...1912, This is gonna hurt! I think his failure was in jumping feet first, because his dummy test had worked. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

08-18-13, 03:35 AM	#2
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Momma wants her drapes back. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

08-18-13, 04:28 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,621 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	He either had testicles a big as cannon balls or had left his brain in a jar by his bedside __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-18-13, 10:15 AM	#4
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Funny how they were measuring the impact hole his body left. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

08-19-13, 08:25 AM	#6
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Look on the bright side. He did have one successful invention that day... The Crash Test Dummy __________________ Tomorrow never comes