Failed excorcism of flatulent demons and European Court of Human Rights

Dan D · 04-24-13, 05:05 PM

Romanian lawyer sues his bishop and four priests claiming they failed to properly exorcise flatulent demons in his house

and even threatens to go to the European Court of Human Rights.

"The man produced his mother to back up his claim saying that even the hair-dryer was possessed and a black shadow came out of it when anyone tried to use it - and she also said the fridge was infested by the flatulent demons that she confirmed left foul smells about the property."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml

Skybird · 04-24-13, 05:12 PM

Demons? Pah, that was just me. I was bored, you know. Tell them I'm sorry and give them a hug.

NeonSamurai · 04-24-13, 05:24 PM

Sounds like the hairdryer is producing smoke, and that their fridge badly needs a box of baking soda and a good cleaning out.

Dan D · 04-24-13, 05:24 PM

I thought it was Steed.

Reece · 04-24-13, 06:45 PM

It was Niki, up to his usual antics!!

Jimbuna · 04-25-13, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by NeonSamurai

Sounds like the hairdryer is producing smoke, and that their fridge badly needs a box of baking soda and a good cleaning out.

LOL but true

Wolferz · 04-25-13, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

Demons? Pah, that was just me. I was bored, you know. Tell them I'm sorry and give them a hug.

Lay off das weiner schnitzels please.

Armistead · 04-25-13, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Dan D

Romanian lawyer sues his bishop and four priests claiming they failed to properly exorcise flatulent demons in his house

If he didn't like kids, he should give them up for adoption.

MH · 04-25-13, 10:07 AM

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European Court of Human Rights

The ghost busters.yeah

Simmy · 04-25-13, 03:49 PM

Must of been a slow year in the sue me,sue you blues year.

Jimbuna · 04-25-13, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Simmy

Must of been a slow year in the sue me,sue you blues year.

Looks that way.

Dan D · 04-26-13, 03:18 AM

You know, while for a Bulgarian a silver bullet will do, for a Romanian you need a wood stake driven through his heart. As for Skybird, I don't know.

Wolferz · 04-26-13, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dan D

You know, while for a Bulgarian a silver bullet will do, for a Romanian you need a wood stake driven through his heart. As for Skybird, I don't know.

That's easy.... a gatling crossbow.

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Dan D Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 9th Flotilla Posts: 839 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Failed excorcism of flatulent demons and European Court of Human Rights Romanian lawyer sues his bishop and four priests claiming they failed to properly exorcise flatulent demons in his house and even threatens to go to the European Court of Human Rights. "The man produced his mother to back up his claim saying that even the hair-dryer was possessed and a black shadow came out of it when anyone tried to use it - and she also said the fridge was infested by the flatulent demons that she confirmed left foul smells about the property." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml __________________

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Dan D Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 9th Flotilla Posts: 839 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You know, while for a Bulgarian a silver bullet will do, for a Romanian you need a wood stake driven through his heart. As for Skybird, I don't know. __________________