"Duke Nukem" reads 50 Shades of Gray

Dowly · 08-31-12, 06:39 AM

Hah, this made my day.

I can just imagine Duke Nukem, sitting by the fireplace, a cognac glass in hand, reading "50 Shades of Gray".

Herr-Berbunch · 08-31-12, 06:49 AM

Funny, but wrong on so many levels.

HunterICX · 08-31-12, 06:53 AM

''I kick ass and read 50 shades of gray and I just ran out of pages''

HunterICX

Oberon · 08-31-12, 07:16 AM

ROFLMFAO

the_tyrant · 08-31-12, 07:37 AM

For me, Dolph Lundgren IS duke nukem
I just got that opinion reinforced when I watched the Expendables 2

August · 08-31-12, 08:06 AM

"Balls of Steel"!

Rhodes · 08-31-12, 05:33 PM

Excellent!

CaptainHaplo · 08-31-12, 11:53 PM

While I laughed like hell over that - I have to say - the book itself is so much tripe. It fails utterly to convey what the reality of D/s is like.

But apparently, there was a market for "mommy porn". Not suprising since most adult women still suppress their inate submissive sexuality. Course - wanting a Man who knows his role and hers is kind of ironic since modern feminism and political correctness has done all it can to neuter men.

STEED · 09-01-12, 06:49 AM

Mills & Boon would blush big time...

Betonov · 09-01-12, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHaplo

It fails utterly to convey what the reality of D/s is like.

D/s ???

CaptainHaplo · 09-01-12, 09:54 AM

Betenov,

D/s is shorhand for the Dominant/submissive (often also and somewhat incorrectely referred to as BDSM - Bondage, Domination, Sadism and Masochism) lifestyle. 50 Shades of Grey also touches of facets of the S&M aspect as well as the M/s (Master/slave) one.

The issue I take with it is that it is more about the "what" than the why. It goes in to great detail on the "what happens" and "how" it makes the peson feel (from the narrative point of view), but it never really delves into the balance such relationships require, or the great responsibility that the Dominant has. I feel that those who choose to partake in such an alternative lifestyle need to be better prepared for its realities - rather than just glorifying the "what fun stuff people can do that enjoy that kind of thing!".

Betonov · 09-01-12, 10:01 AM

All clear, thanks

JU_88 · 09-01-12, 04:46 PM

Awesome!

Task Force · 09-02-12, 02:34 AM

ROFL, He should do audio books.

08-31-12, 06:39 AM	#1
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	"Duke Nukem" reads 50 Shades of Gray Hah, this made my day. I can just imagine Duke Nukem, sitting by the fireplace, a cognac glass in hand, reading "50 Shades of Gray".

08-31-12, 06:49 AM	#2
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Funny, but wrong on so many levels. __________________

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08-31-12, 07:16 AM	#4
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	ROFLMFAO Last edited by Oberon; 08-31-12 at 07:48 AM.

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08-31-12, 11:53 PM	#8
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	While I laughed like hell over that - I have to say - the book itself is so much tripe. It fails utterly to convey what the reality of D/s is like. But apparently, there was a market for "mommy porn". Not suprising since most adult women still suppress their inate submissive sexuality. Course - wanting a Man who knows his role and hers is kind of ironic since modern feminism and political correctness has done all it can to neuter men. __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Mills & Boon would blush big time... __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

09-01-12, 09:54 AM	#11
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Betenov, D/s is shorhand for the Dominant/submissive (often also and somewhat incorrectely referred to as BDSM - Bondage, Domination, Sadism and Masochism) lifestyle. 50 Shades of Grey also touches of facets of the S&M aspect as well as the M/s (Master/slave) one. The issue I take with it is that it is more about the "what" than the why. It goes in to great detail on the "what happens" and "how" it makes the peson feel (from the narrative point of view), but it never really delves into the balance such relationships require, or the great responsibility that the Dominant has. I feel that those who choose to partake in such an alternative lifestyle need to be better prepared for its realities - rather than just glorifying the "what fun stuff people can do that enjoy that kind of thing!". __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

09-01-12, 10:01 AM	#12
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	All clear, thanks

09-01-12, 04:46 PM	#13
JU_88 Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,803 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Awesome!

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Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	ROFL, He should do audio books. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"