2022 will be GREAT!

Catfish · 01-18-22, 02:57 PM

The year 2021 is history, thanks for nothing.

Here's the preview for the best 2022 ever:
February 4th the winter games will begin in Beijing at 28 degrees Celsius in the shade. During the chinese government's effort to cool down East Aia to zero degrees with eleven million deep freezers the world's fuse blows.

Due to an IT error Mrs Kardashian will be elected for world leadership, followed by a worldwide general strike. The deceased german health minister Lauterbach will be honoured posthumously with a last post, during which Genesis will have a live performance with 'Land of confusion'.

After Corona variants Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Epsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi and Omega the greek alphabet will be exhausted already in march. Future variants will be named with Pokemon characters, beginning with Smettbo, Rattfratz and Pummeluff variants.
When those 898 pokemon variants will be through the next viruses will be identified by the names of former members of Black Sabbath.

After three months of pedaling foreign minister Annalena Baerbock reaches the outskirts of Beijing for her first emission-free visit of Asia with her bicycle. During summer german chancellor Scholz will be closed down due to a lack of energy for security reasons, he will restart his official functions after a battery change. Germany reacts surprised after a new surge of corona incidence numbers in fall, the german government comments "no one could have possibly expected this".

During the finale of the football world cup the ball melts due to the heat, the game resumes using the rests of an ice sculpture of Lionel Messi from the VIP area. After donating a fruit basket to Fifa football officials, the new world champion will be Qatar.

Short before Christmas there will be a super-spreading corona variant of Ozzy Osbourne, while the new german chancellor Boris Johnson is heard to be saying that 2023 will become a hard year, but he will deliver it.

FC Bavaria Munich will win the top of the league in fall. Happy new year.

Skybird · 01-18-22, 04:13 PM

Hattir nieman gesach Tu solls die Finga vonnem billign Fusel lahassen...? Gibbn libba mia, ich entsorch tas fürich, öks!

Commander Wallace · 01-19-22, 07:44 AM

@ Catfish. Good one.

If you like, Germany can have any of the Kardashian's. In fact, we will make you a great offer on the whole family of Kardashian's if you will take them off our hands.

01-18-22, 02:57 PM	#1
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	2022 will be GREAT! The year 2021 is history, thanks for nothing. Here's the preview for the best 2022 ever: February 4th the winter games will begin in Beijing at 28 degrees Celsius in the shade. During the chinese government's effort to cool down East Aia to zero degrees with eleven million deep freezers the world's fuse blows. Due to an IT error Mrs Kardashian will be elected for world leadership, followed by a worldwide general strike. The deceased german health minister Lauterbach will be honoured posthumously with a last post, during which Genesis will have a live performance with 'Land of confusion'. After Corona variants Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Epsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi and Omega the greek alphabet will be exhausted already in march. Future variants will be named with Pokemon characters, beginning with Smettbo, Rattfratz and Pummeluff variants. When those 898 pokemon variants will be through the next viruses will be identified by the names of former members of Black Sabbath. After three months of pedaling foreign minister Annalena Baerbock reaches the outskirts of Beijing for her first emission-free visit of Asia with her bicycle. During summer german chancellor Scholz will be closed down due to a lack of energy for security reasons, he will restart his official functions after a battery change. Germany reacts surprised after a new surge of corona incidence numbers in fall, the german government comments "no one could have possibly expected this". During the finale of the football world cup the ball melts due to the heat, the game resumes using the rests of an ice sculpture of Lionel Messi from the VIP area. After donating a fruit basket to Fifa football officials, the new world champion will be Qatar. Short before Christmas there will be a super-spreading corona variant of Ozzy Osbourne, while the new german chancellor Boris Johnson is heard to be saying that 2023 will become a hard year, but he will deliver it. FC Bavaria Munich will win the top of the league in fall. Happy new year. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

01-18-22, 04:13 PM	#2
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,603 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Hattir nieman gesach Tu solls die Finga vonnem billign Fusel lahassen...? Gibbn libba mia, ich entsorch tas fürich, öks! __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-19-22, 07:44 AM	#3
Commander Wallace Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Under the sea in an Octupus garden in the shade Posts: 5,294 Downloads: 366 Uploads: 0	@ Catfish. Good one. If you like, Germany can have any of the Kardashian's. In fact, we will make you a great offer on the whole family of Kardashian's if you will take them off our hands.