Awesome beer bottle opening technique

TarJak · 05-18-12, 08:52 PM

http://www.obviouswinner.com/obvwin/...-chainsaw.html

Just wow... oh and why?

GoldenRivet · 05-18-12, 09:22 PM

why?

because

TarJak · 05-18-12, 09:41 PM

Of course!

GoldenRivet · 05-18-12, 10:31 PM

how about these awesome techniques?

and the pinnacle of beer bottle opening technology

TarJak · 05-19-12, 01:18 AM

Nice! I like this one as well:

u crank · 05-19-12, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

http://www.obviouswinner.com/obvwin/...-chainsaw.html

Just wow... oh and why?

This is the reason twist off tops were invented. To many chainsaw related injuries at the local drinking spots.

Reece · 05-19-12, 06:09 AM

Different!!

BossMark · 05-19-12, 06:54 AM

Bloody marvellous

Sailor Steve · 05-19-12, 07:35 AM

I've seen all of those before. In fact I think I've seen this thread before.

Just kidding. It was done several years ago, but it's a goodie.

The problem I have with all those techniques is that - except for the girls - they all take too long. When you want a drink, you want it NOW!

Oberon · 05-19-12, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

they all take too long. When you want a drink, you want it NOW!

You'll want this guy then

Egan · 05-19-12, 01:43 PM

I had some Pabst Blue Ribbon a couple of weeks ago. Never had it before. It reminded me of what I think is a great invention that doesn't seem to have caught on elsewhere - well, certainly not in Britain: The screw top beer bottle.

What a great idea. Mind you, if it had been popular here, No one I know would have grown up with that necessary skill - opening a bottle with a Clipper cigarette lighter.

kiwi_2005 · 05-19-12, 10:44 PM

I knew a woman who use to open her beers with her armpit at parties

No bull. She was also good at out drinking us and if you upset her she would headbutt you. A lesbian dyke tomboy tough as nails and of course every ones friend.

TarJak · 05-19-12, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Egan

I had some Pabst Blue Ribbon a couple of weeks ago. Never had it before. It reminded me of what I think is a great invention that doesn't seem to have caught on elsewhere - well, certainly not in Britain: The screw top beer bottle.

What a great idea. Mind you, if it had been popular here, No one I know would have grown up with that necessary skill - opening a bottle with a Clipper cigarette lighter.

Twist top beer bottle caps are Australia's gift to the world.

Jimbuna · 05-20-12, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Twist top beer bottle caps are Australia's gift to the world.

Which is a lot more than what can be said about their beer

Egan · 05-20-12, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Twist top beer bottle caps are Australia's gift to the world.

Really? I never knew that! Superb accomplishment! I wish some European breweries would start using them.

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I've seen all of those before. In fact I think I've seen this thread before. Just kidding. It was done several years ago, but it's a goodie. The problem I have with all those techniques is that - except for the girls - they all take too long. When you want a drink, you want it NOW! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Egan Admiral Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 2,020 Downloads: 15 Uploads: 0	I had some Pabst Blue Ribbon a couple of weeks ago. Never had it before. It reminded me of what I think is a great invention that doesn't seem to have caught on elsewhere - well, certainly not in Britain: The screw top beer bottle. What a great idea. Mind you, if it had been popular here, No one I know would have grown up with that necessary skill - opening a bottle with a Clipper cigarette lighter.

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kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	I knew a woman who use to open her beers with her armpit at parties No bull. She was also good at out drinking us and if you upset her she would headbutt you. A lesbian dyke tomboy tough as nails and of course every ones friend. __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.