New record for world's fastest toilet on wheels

Jimbuna · 05-03-12, 07:56 AM

Sounds like a load of crap to me

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A new and unusual land speed record has been set in Australia - for the fastest motorised toilet.
Canadian stuntwoman Jolene Van Vugt recorded a speed of 75km/h (46mph) in Sydney, beating the previous record by 7km/h.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17922203

TarJak · 05-03-12, 08:05 AM

But useful if you've got the runs.

Herr-Berbunch · 05-03-12, 08:51 AM

Hey I posted her pic in the Beautiful Woman thread a couple of hours ago. Never knew she was doing this kind of, ahem, crap.

Penguin · 05-03-12, 09:55 AM

I always thought a Vespa would run faster than 75 km/h

BossMark · 05-03-12, 11:26 AM

That would come in very handy if you've been on the Tetleys then followed by a Vindaloo

vienna · 05-03-12, 12:37 PM

So, if I were to collide with one of the motorized toilets on the road, would that give a whole new meaning to "hitting the head"?...

[runs for cover...]

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Jimbuna · 05-03-12, 04:09 PM

I wonder if tey test those things on a skid pan?

u crank · 05-03-12, 04:49 PM

I hear they get crappy gas mileage.

vienna · 05-03-12, 05:04 PM

Now that they've broken the record, I guess they're flush with success...

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Falkirion · 05-03-12, 06:26 PM

The record being set in Sydney makes me wonder if its the crappiest city in Australia :P This coming of course from a bloke who lives in Melbourne which I consider the best city in Australia. But then I don't have much to compare it to. Adelaide's a bit of a hole, Brisbane is too posh and up itself, and all I've seen of Sydney is the skyline as we landed at Kingsford Smith on my way through multiple times. Then there's Tasmania, and the less said about anything down there the better.

Eisenwurst · 05-04-12, 12:46 AM

"Nice place for a village" Quote attributed to Batman founder of Melbourne.
But on the plus side you've got Dame Edna, who's a zillion times better than Clover Moore.
Back on topic, they should make dunny racing an Olympic sport.

antikristuseke · 05-04-12, 01:26 AM

so if that vehicle were to collide with a supporter of such it could potentially be feces hitting the fan?

Jimbuna · 05-04-12, 05:45 AM

Can we all refrain from stooping to toilet humour

Catfish · 05-04-12, 05:53 AM

A bit smaller: Beer crate races .. drink and drive

BossMark · 05-04-12, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Can we all refrain from stooping to toilet humour

Aye lets flush it all down the pan

05-03-12, 08:51 AM	#3
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Hey I posted her pic in the Beautiful Woman thread a couple of hours ago. Never knew she was doing this kind of, ahem, crap. __________________

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BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	That would come in very handy if you've been on the Tetleys then followed by a Vindaloo __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	So, if I were to collide with one of the motorized toilets on the road, would that give a whole new meaning to "hitting the head"?... [runs for cover...] ... __________________ __________________________________________________ __

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I wonder if tey test those things on a skid pan? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	I hear they get crappy gas mileage. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	But useful if you've got the runs.

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Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	I always thought a Vespa would run faster than 75 km/h

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Now that they've broken the record, I guess they're flush with success... ... __________________ __________________________________________________ __

05-03-12, 06:26 PM	#10
Falkirion Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,043 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	The record being set in Sydney makes me wonder if its the crappiest city in Australia :P This coming of course from a bloke who lives in Melbourne which I consider the best city in Australia. But then I don't have much to compare it to. Adelaide's a bit of a hole, Brisbane is too posh and up itself, and all I've seen of Sydney is the skyline as we landed at Kingsford Smith on my way through multiple times. Then there's Tasmania, and the less said about anything down there the better.

05-04-12, 12:46 AM	#11
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,748 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	"Nice place for a village" Quote attributed to Batman founder of Melbourne. But on the plus side you've got Dame Edna, who's a zillion times better than Clover Moore. Back on topic, they should make dunny racing an Olympic sport.

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	so if that vehicle were to collide with a supporter of such it could potentially be feces hitting the fan?

05-04-12, 05:45 AM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Can we all refrain from stooping to toilet humour __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	A bit smaller: Beer crate races .. drink and drive