A scary Malaysian Banker

[HunterICX]

this caught my eye in the spambox:

Dear friend,
How are you today?,
I'm Hendrick Marais, branch manager of one of the international Banks here in Malaysia, Am 52yrs old married with children.
I wish to solicit your partnership to achieve the once in a life time opportunity at hand presently.

As branch manager of our bank, it is my duty to send auditing report to our bank head office in the capital city (Kuala Lumpur) at the end of each business year.
On the course of last year (2010) business report. I discovered that my branch made Six million USD (US$6,000,000.00)
which our bank head office does not aware of, further my private investigation I discovered that this fund was part of unclaimed deposited funds in our bank
by a late French foreign investor before his sudden death with wife and two children on Boeing 737 Egyptian Airliner that crashed into the Red Sea on 3rd day of January 2004.
You can read more about the crash by visiting the below website:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/3365769.stm

But as an officer in our bank I cannot directly have access to this fund.
My aim of contacting you is to seek your partnership to team up with me and get 40% of the total fund as commission for your partnership after the fund is release to your account.
Lastly, the transfer will be bank to bank transfer without you traveling to anywhere,
all I need of you is to stand claim as the title holder of the fund to enable our bank head office release the fund to your bank account.

Waiting for your urgent response to enable me furnish further details.

Regards,
Mr. Marais.

Thing is....

I watched ''May Day:Air Crash Investigation'' on TV last sunday broadcasting the episode of the Flash Airlines Flight 604 Crash in the red sea

I am not kidding.

So I got my own Stalking Nigerian Scammer....

HunterICX

[magicstix]

That's nothing. Here's a scary Indian cricket fan:

[Penguin]

Better close your curtains the next time you watch tv, Hunter.

Imagine how creepy it would be, if he wrote: "the investor died on an U-Boat in May 1943"...

this could work here.
Did I tell you that I am pressitent of intanazional banks and trustworthi font managa? I hav a wonce in a livetaim oppatuniti...

[Jimbuna]

Onlt one sure way to find out...send him your bank details and await the outcome

[Herr-Berbunch]

Originally Posted by Penguin

Imagine how creepy it would be, if he wrote: "the investor died sticking his aircraft into the ground in May 1943"

And June.

And July.

And August.

Fixed