Driving cars = getting laid

[the_tyrant]

if we tend to take these guys at face value:

A report in Saudi Arabia has warned that if Saudi women were given the right to drive, it would spell the end of virginity in the country.
The report was prepared for Saudi Arabia's legislative assembly, the Shura Council, by a well-known conservative academic.

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The report contains graphic warnings that letting women drive would increase prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.

Why the hell am I still a virgin? after all, I drive