Obi-Wan Kenobi is Dead

05-12-11, 07:12 AM

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2...is-killed.html

the_tyrant · 05-12-11, 07:22 AM

long live the emperor

Raptor1 · 05-12-11, 07:25 AM

Lies, the Jedi have been gone from the Galaxy for twenty years. This source is spouting disguised Rebel propaganda!

TLAM Strike · 05-12-11, 07:27 AM

Don't scare me like that. First I thought Alec Guinness had died... then I remembered he died a while ago. Then I thought Ewan McGregor had died... then I clicked on the link.

August · 05-12-11, 07:27 AM

Lies. Aldaraan was blown up by the empire back in 1977. I saw it on the big screen so it must be true.

Torplexed · 05-12-11, 07:33 AM

razark · 05-12-11, 08:02 AM

This is old news. It happened a long time ago...

TarJak · 05-12-11, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by razark

This is old news. It happened a long time ago...

A long, long time ago, ina galaxy far far away...

Herr-Berbunch · 05-12-11, 08:26 AM

Well I wish they'd make their minds up, first he died in a firefight, then he hid behind his wife, then there was only one rebel on guard but they shot him anyway...

Makes me think it's all made up as they go along.

MH · 05-12-11, 08:28 AM

May the schwartz be with him.

Blood_splat · 05-12-11, 10:10 AM

He should have been tried in galactic court.

frau kaleun · 05-12-11, 10:33 AM

Some of the comments over there are hilarious.

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FIRST THEY GET RID OF THE SENATE NOW THIS, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO US? THIS IS ALL A SET UP, A BIG PLOT....A CONSPIRACY ...YOU COULD SAY IT IS SOME KIND OF....SUBTERFUGE OR SNARE.. DAMMIT WHAT IS THE WORD I'M THINKING OF?

razark · 05-12-11, 10:54 AM

Everyone knows that the destruction of the Death Star at Yavin was an inside job! There is no way some rag-tag bunch of rebels, especially some kid fresh off the farm, could have pulled off a job like this with only a handful of snubfighters. A proton torpedo from a T-65 lacks the power needed to take down a battlestation the size of a moon! If Moff Tarkin had a weapon capable of destroying Alderaan, why would he wait until the Death Star had a clear line of sight to the Rebel moon, instead of opening fire and creating a clear shot? No one will ask the hard questions. Note that the Emperor's right-hand man, Darth Vader, was on the Death Star shortly before it was destroyed. It wasn't until his unexplained sudden departure that the station exploded. (Of course, we must add that this Darth Vader has also been reported to have been involved in, or close to, many other important events directly linked to the old Jedi order. An order which has been shown to stand directly opposed to our glorious Emperor.)

The video released in 1977 was obviously faked. Since then, they have released the footage several times, each time with obvious changes! Wake up people! The lies are plainly visible if you only open your eyes.

HunterICX · 05-12-11, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

Lies, the Jedi have been gone from the Galaxy for twenty years. This source is spouting disguised Rebel propaganda!

Agreed,

This is preposterous, a very low attempt of these Rebel scum to stain the good will and standing of the Empire and it's people.

HunterICX

05-12-11, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Don't scare me like that. First I thought Alec Guinness had died... then I remembered he died a while ago. Then I thought Ewan McGregor had died... then I clicked on the link.

SAME! I love Ewan McGregor (in a special non-gay kind of way) and nearly had a heart attack!!!!!!!11111one

05-12-11, 07:12 AM	#1
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05-12-11, 07:25 AM	#3
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Lies, the Jedi have been gone from the Galaxy for twenty years. This source is spouting disguised Rebel propaganda! __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

05-12-11, 07:27 AM	#4
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	Don't scare me like that. First I thought Alec Guinness had died... then I remembered he died a while ago. Then I thought Ewan McGregor had died... then I clicked on the link. __________________

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Lies. Aldaraan was blown up by the empire back in 1977. I saw it on the big screen so it must be true. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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razark Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,731 Downloads: 393 Uploads: 12	This is old news. It happened a long time ago... __________________ "Never ask a World War II history buff for a 'final solution' to your problem!"

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the_tyrant Admiral Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,272 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	long live the emperor

05-12-11, 07:33 AM	#6
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0

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Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Well I wish they'd make their minds up, first he died in a firefight, then he hid behind his wife, then there was only one rebel on guard but they shot him anyway... Makes me think it's all made up as they go along. __________________

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MH Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184 Downloads: 248 Uploads: 0	May the schwartz be with him.

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Blood_splat Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Beneath the waves Posts: 568 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	He should have been tried in galactic court.

05-12-11, 10:54 AM	#13
razark Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,731 Downloads: 393 Uploads: 12	Everyone knows that the destruction of the Death Star at Yavin was an inside job! There is no way some rag-tag bunch of rebels, especially some kid fresh off the farm, could have pulled off a job like this with only a handful of snubfighters. A proton torpedo from a T-65 lacks the power needed to take down a battlestation the size of a moon! If Moff Tarkin had a weapon capable of destroying Alderaan, why would he wait until the Death Star had a clear line of sight to the Rebel moon, instead of opening fire and creating a clear shot? No one will ask the hard questions. Note that the Emperor's right-hand man, Darth Vader, was on the Death Star shortly before it was destroyed. It wasn't until his unexplained sudden departure that the station exploded. (Of course, we must add that this Darth Vader has also been reported to have been involved in, or close to, many other important events directly linked to the old Jedi order. An order which has been shown to stand directly opposed to our glorious Emperor.) The video released in 1977 was obviously faked. Since then, they have released the footage several times, each time with obvious changes! Wake up people! The lies are plainly visible if you only open your eyes. __________________ "Never ask a World War II history buff for a 'final solution' to your problem!"