Australia more sinful that the rest of the world!

[bookworm_020]

Me? Jealous? I think not!

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/673...ountry-on-eart

But I still think they under rated Australia for the Sloth, they didn't check me out!

[Castout]

And just who made out the seven deadly sins?

There are no seven deadly sins. Grave sins are deadly but seven deadly sins?You must be joking. It's the fruit of thought of some uninspired people who didn't know God who found themselves with too much time and too little inspiration.

In simple word: Seven deadly sins is a joke in my opinion. Pathetically uninspiring.

[nikimcbee]

Well, it is a continenant of the decendants of criminals, whaddya expect!

And once again Australia shows the rest of the world why we're the best country in the world to live in

[nikimcbee]

...and I wonder what percent of "those sins" include people sticking their fingers up crocodile's no-no place and exclaiming "Crickey, he's a male!"

Does god consider homocrocosexuality a sin?

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

...and I wonder what percent of "those sins" include people sticking their fingers up crocodile's no-no place and exclaiming "Crickey, he's a male!"

Does god consider homocrocosexuality a sin?

I think it's in the scriptures somewhere... probably in an unofficial rewrite where Moses takes a wrong turn at Cairo and ends up talking to a scraggly little shrub on Ayer's Rock (much to the amusement of some nearby aborigines).

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not grope the wildlife

Edit:

"Sin-prone" Australia was followed by the US, Canada, Finland and Spain.

Followed by the US? This is truly a miracle!

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by krashkart

I think it's in the scriptures somewhere... probably in an unofficial rewrite where Moses takes a wrong turn at Cairo and ends up talking to a scraggly little shrub on Ayer's Rock (much to the amusement of some nearby aborigines).

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not grope the wildlife

Ah, I found it. 5th Book of Leviticus chapter 75:

Brother Krashkart, if you could please read.



And thus the Lord saith, Behold this land is given unto the wick of my children for they violateth all manner of beasts including, the wombat, the platapus, the koala, the kangaroo, the wallaby, and the salty. And Moses was confused in the eyes of the Lord and having said, Lord, I ain't writing down all of those animals, for the children of man don't have the atention span to read all of that. Thus the Lord gave unto the people of the land down under a leader. And on this day the Lord created a man and called him Bon. And the people rejoiced proclaiming; "Crickey, we have another reason to drink fosters!" And thus the people follow Bon into the outback for forty years. And on the forty and first year, the deciple of Bon, called Angus the Younger proclaimed yea, let us celebrate this day, and they ate fruitbats, and mangos, and kiwis. And the Lord said unto the people of Bon, don't eat the kiwis as that is cannablism. For this sin, I curse you with a second rate cricket team for forty years.
And lo, the pommies came from ships made of wood and the Barmey Army did scouge the people of Bon in cricket.

Now Bon was angry and laid with a kiwi and begat a son, Reece, and Reece begat Paul the carrier of the big knife, and he begat Steven the crocodile lover, and he begat Men at Work, who begat Olivia the Newton. And everybody wanted to lie with her, which confuseth the whole situation.

[STEED]

So Las Vegas is off the hook then?

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Ah, I found it. 5th Book of Leviticus chapter 75:

Brother Krashkart, if you could please read.



And thus the Lord saith, Behold this land is given unto the wick of my children for they violateth all manner of beasts including, the wombat, the platapus, the koala, the kangaroo, the wallaby, and the salty. And Moses was confused in the eyes of the Lord and having said, Lord, I ain't writing down all of those animals, for the children of man don't have the atention span to read all of that. Thus the Lord gave unto the people of the land down under a leader. And on this day the Lord created a man and called him Bon. And the people rejoiced proclaiming; "Crickey, we have another reason to drink fosters!" And thus the people follow Bon into the outback for forty years. And on the forty and first year, the deciple of Bon, called Angus the Younger proclaimed yea, let us celebrate this day, and they ate fruitbats, and mangos, and kiwis. And the Lord said unto the people of Bon, don't eat the kiwis as that is cannablism. For this sin, I curse you with a second rate cricket team for forty years.
And lo, the pommies came from ships made of wood and the Barmey Army did scouge the people of Bon in cricket.

Now Bon was angry and laid with a kiwi and begat a son, Reece, and Reece begat Paul the carrier of the big knife, and he begat Steven the crocodile lover, and he begat Men at Work, who begat Olivia the Newton. And everybody wanted to lie with her, which confuseth the whole situation.

Almost had me in tears reading that.

Originally Posted by STEED

So Las Vegas is off the hook then?

From the looks of things, even producing the second-rate pisswater we call "beer" cannot out-sin the Aussies.

[Reece]

It's a known fact that Australia leads the world in immorality!!

[nikimcbee]

Maybe if you guys repented of your sins, the cricket situation might improve.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by krashkart

From the looks of things, even producing the second-rate pisswater we call "beer" cannot out-sin the Aussies.

What Australia needs is some real Aussies.

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by STEED

What Australia needs is some real Aussies.

That's one of their skits that I either hadn't seen yet, or do not remember seeing. I love Eric Idle's hat thingies. (what are those called?)

Originally Posted by krashkart

That's one of their skits that I either hadn't seen yet, or do not remember seeing. I love Eric Idle's hat thingies. (what are those called?)

Corks on a string ,their supposed to keep the flys off but I remember trying a hat like that when I was a kid ,fly's used to sit on the corks and get a free ride - aren't flys supposed to be a sign of the devil or something? ,with the amount of the little buggers here and the whole leading the world in sin thing, it might explain a lot

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by darius359au

Corks on a string ,their supposed to keep the flys off but I remember trying a hat like that when I was a kid ,fly's used to sit on the corks and get a free ride - aren't flys supposed to be a sign of the devil or something? ,with the amount of the little buggers here and the whole leading the world in sin thing, it might explain a lot

Hmmm, I wonder if wearing corks on string on my hat would attract ladies that well. These Axe body sprays I got for Christmas aren't doing the job. Maybe I should sue for false advertising.


(Frau K's witty slam on my dating woes in three... two... one... oh.. hell!)