The Night Before the 2011 Congress

yubba · 01-02-11, 09:20 PM

It was the night before the 2011 congress ,and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a liberal louse. The Obamas were tucked in their beds, dreaming that Hawaii would make a good place too rule from, as images of Chairman Mao and Karl Marx danced through their heads, their stockings were hung with the greatest of care in hopes that Harry Reed, would appear and fill them with, pork barrel spending, cap and trade ,and the dream act.
Then to my supprise, what should appear, a tiny red sleigh being pulled by eight tiny conservatives, flying through the over regulated midnight air, and at the reigns was a jolly John Bainner cracking his whip, going ho ho ho down with Obama care, and all a good night.

nikimcbee · 01-02-11, 09:28 PM

You silly goose, everybody knows the bamster isn't prez anymore....
Enter Bubba...

Sailor Steve · 01-02-11, 09:48 PM

I spy with my little eye...something that begins with 'T'.

yubba · 01-02-11, 10:01 PM

oh oh, I'm good at that game now let's see

nikimcbee · 01-02-11, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I spy with my little eye...something that begins with 'T'.

oh! oh! pick me Shrek!
I love riddles. I'll guess turkey.

yubba · 01-02-11, 10:06 PM

no no it has to be, now what was the question, oh oh tree

ETR3(SS) · 01-02-11, 11:49 PM

Hate to ruin your fantasy land but conservatives are just as self serving as liberals.

yubba · 01-03-11, 07:47 AM

At least they are not self serving commies

If you don't stand for something you fall for everything. Dream act , cap and trade, pork barrel spending, Obama care, and my favorite we have too pass it before we see what's in it. Have a nice day you sick pieces of liberal crap.

01-03-11, 09:19 AM

Hey yubba since you think the world is run by evil reptilian aliens as part of a huge conspiracy wouldn't that mean that both the big parties are with the same aliens and there is no difference at all plus of course Ronnie Reagan and Karl Marx were both working for the same evil aliens with the same secret agenda.
As for the current governments policies why do they matter? I thought you told us we were all about to die when hit by the huge death planet that is visible from a secret telescope at the south pole....or was it a giant invisible goat that was about to eat the sun?

Onkel Neal · 01-03-11, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by yubba

At least they are not self serving commies

If you don't stand for something you fall for everything. Dream act , cap and trade, pork barrel spending, Obama care, and my favorite we have too pass it before we see what's in it. Have a nice day you sick pieces of liberal crap.

Please tone down the rhetoric. Infraction posted.

01-02-11, 09:20 PM	#1
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	The Night Before the 2011 Congress It was the night before the 2011 congress ,and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a liberal louse. The Obamas were tucked in their beds, dreaming that Hawaii would make a good place too rule from, as images of Chairman Mao and Karl Marx danced through their heads, their stockings were hung with the greatest of care in hopes that Harry Reed, would appear and fill them with, pork barrel spending, cap and trade ,and the dream act. Then to my supprise, what should appear, a tiny red sleigh being pulled by eight tiny conservatives, flying through the over regulated midnight air, and at the reigns was a jolly John Bainner cracking his whip, going ho ho ho down with Obama care, and all a good night. Last edited by yubba; 01-03-11 at 09:07 AM.

01-02-11, 09:28 PM	#2
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	You silly goose, everybody knows the bamster isn't prez anymore.... Enter Bubba... __________________

01-02-11, 09:48 PM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I spy with my little eye...something that begins with 'T'. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

01-02-11, 11:49 PM	#7
ETR3(SS) Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Between test depth and periscope depth Posts: 3,021 Downloads: 175 Uploads: 16	Hate to ruin your fantasy land but conservatives are just as self serving as liberals. __________________ USS Kentucky SSBN 737 (G) Comms Div 2003-2006 Qualified 19 November 03 Yes I was really on a submarine.

01-03-11, 07:47 AM	#8
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	At least they are not self serving commiesIf you don't stand for something you fall for everything. Dream act , cap and trade, pork barrel spending, Obama care, and my favorite we have too pass it before we see what's in it. Have a nice day you sick pieces of liberal crap.

01-02-11, 10:01 PM	#4
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	oh oh, I'm good at that game now let's see

01-02-11, 10:06 PM	#6
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	no no it has to be, now what was the question, oh oh tree

01-03-11, 09:19 AM	#9
Tribesman Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Hey yubba since you think the world is run by evil reptilian aliens as part of a huge conspiracy wouldn't that mean that both the big parties are with the same aliens and there is no difference at all plus of course Ronnie Reagan and Karl Marx were both working for the same evil aliens with the same secret agenda. As for the current governments policies why do they matter? I thought you told us we were all about to die when hit by the huge death planet that is visible from a secret telescope at the south pole....or was it a giant invisible goat that was about to eat the sun?