Cell phone ever piss you off??

[SteamWake]

Here is your chance to get even... sort of

Originally Posted by New York Observer

British health officials are hard at work on a new app that will allow users to pee into their cell phones and find out within minutes if they have an STD.

http://www.observer.com/2010/daily-t...est-theres-app

[Herr-Berbunch]

I loved the last paragraph

[Platapus]

So to get this to work, I need to shove my cell phone up my date's ....... uh no I don't think that is right.

So my date would have this chip that she would pull out of her..... no that's not much better.

Either one of us have a chip and we just whip it out and pee on it? What if my aim aint that good? Do I really want to know how good the aim of my date is??? What if her aim is better than mine?

And what pray tell does one do with the pissy chip when you are done?

Man, I never knew dating was so complicated.

[the_tyrant]

Originally Posted by Platapus

So to get this to work, I need to shove my cell phone up my date's ....... uh no I don't think that is right.

So my date would have this chip that she would pull out of her..... no that's not much better.

Either one of us have a chip and we just whip it out and pee on it? What if my aim aint that good? Do I really want to know how good the aim of my date is??? What if her aim is better than mine?

And what pray tell does one do with the pissy chip when you are done?

Man, I never knew dating was so complicated.

According to the movie Four Lions, eating a cellphone chip raw is the only way to prevent getting traced by the cops

so i guess you would have to eat it after you have pissed on your phone(lets just hope it didn't come in contact with the sim card that you would have to eat)