An end in sight for Islamic Terrorism

[TLAM Strike]

http://www.memri.org/report/en/0/0/0/0/0/0/4600.htm

According to a Hamas cleric:

'In the Garden of Eden, there is a palace – hear me well, brothers – with 500 gates. At every gate, there are 5,000 black-eyed virgins.' Brothers, 500 multiplied by 5,000 is 2.5 million. [...]

Ok so 72 virgins per martyr...

2.5 million divided by 72 = sufficient virgins for 34,722 martyrs.

By my rought calucations there have been approx 1800 suicide attacks by Muslums since the start of the decade so that leaves 32,922 remaining spots in paradise...

Start counting them down fellas! At the current virgin per martyr usage rate only 200 more years and they will be out of virgins!