Bacon theft!

papa_smurf · 09-09-10, 04:39 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-11233757

Lets have those bacon related jokes....

Dowly · 09-09-10, 04:44 AM

Someone broke into our school when I was a kid and stole butter, like 5kg of it.

antikristuseke · 09-09-10, 05:04 AM

they probably didn't find the vaseline

DarkFish · 09-09-10, 05:19 AM

MUST....HAVE......BACON.....

bookworm_020 · 09-09-10, 05:43 AM

piggy in the middle?

Someone will squeal on the thief!

nikimcbee · 09-09-10, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

they probably didn't find the vaseline

Weiss Pinguin · 09-09-10, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

they probably didn't find the vaseline

Post of the day I think

Wolfehunter · 09-10-10, 06:39 AM

It wasn't me I swear...

Honest..

STEED · 09-10-10, 09:19 AM

If he went to all that effort of breaking in why didn't he have the great British fry up?

Bacon, Sausages, eggs, tomatoes, baked beans, mushrooms, ham and two slices of fried bread.

Call for 999 ambulance on stand by.

FIREWALL · 09-15-10, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

they probably didn't find the vaseline

Jimbuna · 09-15-10, 11:42 AM

A nice outfit to do a streak in.

09-09-10, 04:39 AM	#1
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Bacon theft! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-11233757 Lets have those bacon related jokes.... __________________

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DarkFish Sea Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Stinking drunk in Eindhoven, the Netherlands Posts: 1,844 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	MUST....HAVE......BACON..... __________________

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Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	It wasn't me I swear... Honest.. __________________

09-10-10, 09:19 AM	#9
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	If he went to all that effort of breaking in why didn't he have the great British fry up? Bacon, Sausages, eggs, tomatoes, baked beans, mushrooms, ham and two slices of fried bread. Call for 999 ambulance on stand by. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

09-09-10, 04:44 AM	#2
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Someone broke into our school when I was a kid and stole butter, like 5kg of it.

09-09-10, 05:04 AM	#3
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	they probably didn't find the vaseline

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A nice outfit to do a streak in. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!