I have the solution ready sir!

GoldenRivet · 08-18-10, 07:58 PM

So a lot of folks are complaining about Obama supporting the Muslim Center at "ground zero"

personally, i think if they zoning laws allow for it they pretty much have to let them build it... though i think it should come down to the muslims to do the decent thing and NOT build it.

however if they do build it i have the solution...

right next door put in a USMC Recruiting Station

on the other side a USAF recruiting station

across the street, a US Army and USN recruiting station

Platapus · 08-18-10, 08:05 PM

The community center probably would not have a problem with that. It would probably help increase the number of Muslims serving in our military.

It would be, of course, up to the people who own the property on either side of the community center whether they wish to sell. These are pretty big buildings to use only as a recruiting station.

TLAM Strike · 08-18-10, 08:18 PM

I would put a museum dedicated to every war ever fought presented in a non-biased approach so everyone could see just how screwed up we all are, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Atheists alike.

Or maybe a big tv screen with a camera and audio pickup connected to other such setups in the capital of every nation on earth. Have it switch connections every five minutes.

08-18-10, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

I would put a museum dedicated to every war ever fought presented in a non-biased approach so everyone could see just how screwed up we all are, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Atheists alike.

YAY!! We Pagans aren't screwed up.

nikimcbee · 08-18-10, 08:40 PM

I would build a hormel plant across from it.

GoldenRivet · 08-18-10, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I would build a hormel plant across from it.

hahaha

and accidentally have a massive spill

Sailor Steve · 08-18-10, 11:57 PM

And have the cleanup workers ham it up with lots of 'pig in a poke' jokes?

GoldenRivet · 08-19-10, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

And have the cleanup workers ham it up with lots of 'pig in a poke' jokes?

thats right and then maybe let women read or vote or something really edgy like that

nikimcbee · 08-19-10, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

hahaha

and accidentally have a massive spill

hhhmmm spam grease

nikimcbee · 08-19-10, 02:14 AM

And we gotta build a hooters across the street...

hhhmmm bikini clad women in spam grease.

Weiss Pinguin · 08-19-10, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

And have the cleanup workers ham it up with lots of 'pig in a poke' jokes?

I'm sure it'd be a real roast...

08-18-10, 07:58 PM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	I have the solution ready sir! So a lot of folks are complaining about Obama supporting the Muslim Center at "ground zero" personally, i think if they zoning laws allow for it they pretty much have to let them build it... though i think it should come down to the muslims to do the decent thing and NOT build it. however if they do build it i have the solution... right next door put in a USMC Recruiting Station on the other side a USAF recruiting station across the street, a US Army and USN recruiting station __________________

08-18-10, 08:05 PM	#2
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	The community center probably would not have a problem with that. It would probably help increase the number of Muslims serving in our military. It would be, of course, up to the people who own the property on either side of the community center whether they wish to sell. These are pretty big buildings to use only as a recruiting station. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	I would put a museum dedicated to every war ever fought presented in a non-biased approach so everyone could see just how screwed up we all are, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Atheists alike. Or maybe a big tv screen with a camera and audio pickup connected to other such setups in the capital of every nation on earth. Have it switch connections every five minutes. __________________

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I would build a hormel plant across from it. __________________

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	And have the cleanup workers ham it up with lots of 'pig in a poke' jokes? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	And we gotta build a hooters across the street... hhhmmm bikini clad women in spam grease. __________________