You will never watch SW:Episode I the same!

conus00 · 07-20-10, 11:08 PM

This might be a repost but as the title says.
Take your time and watch all 7 parts. I almost died laughing...

tater · 07-20-10, 11:54 PM

Saw this a while ago. Best. Review. Ever.

nikimcbee · 07-21-10, 01:15 AM

Worse thing since bagpipes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=CfBh...eature=related

nikimcbee · 07-21-10, 01:34 AM

The relationship:
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=qGno...eature=related

UnderseaLcpl · 07-21-10, 01:58 AM

Nearly ten years after I actually paid to see that sorry excuse for a movie, I finally get my money's worth for it!

Thanks, conus

TarJak · 07-21-10, 03:03 AM

TBH I'll never watch that movie again full stop. Great review though. I really love part 2.

HunterICX · 07-21-10, 03:31 AM

I think the Review was lamer then the movie itself

kept a straight face the first time I saw that ''review''

not that I call SW1 a masterpiece or think it's that good, it's definitely the worst of the pre-quel trilogy. The movie is pretty much eyecandy from start to end and some of the acting was pretty dull. Jar Jar is something so foul that it even haunts you in the re-released episode 6's ending.
We know it's bad, so no need to remind us with these over the top boring reviews that repeat the obvious over and over again and try to be funny as they aren't, especially that review.

HunterICX

kiwi_2005 · 07-21-10, 08:01 AM

Dowly put this up first, cause when I put it up here Dowly told me I was ''to late sucker'' then added the link to his one

Now consus00 has put it up! Give another year to go by and someone else will no doubt. This is a good review imo, what makes it, is the guys voice he sounds bored out of his wits or hes just going insane from to many SW movies

nikimcbee · 07-21-10, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

Dowly put this up first, cause when I put it up here Dowly told me I was ''to late sucker'' then added the link to his one

Now consus00 has put it up! Give another year to go by and someone else will no doubt. This is a good review imo, what makes it, is the guys voice he sounds bored out of his wits or hes just going insane from to many SW movies

Ha, I was going to post something along these lines, but I couldn't remember who posted it.

The only cool part in 1 was Darth Maul.
I'd have to think about part 2.

It's like Lucas didn't even read the original story before he wrote these. What I learned from all of this, eye-candy isn't everything.

TheBrauerHour · 07-21-10, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

Dowly put this up first, cause when I put it up here Dowly told me I was ''to late sucker'' then added the link to his one

Now consus00 has put it up! Give another year to go by and someone else will no doubt.

That should be testament to just how bad Ep. 1 was.

Great review. He summed up my frustration pretty well.

antikristuseke · 07-21-10, 01:40 PM

the same reviewer has done episonde 2 aswell, 3 is upcoming

HunterICX · 07-21-10, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

The only cool part in 1 was Darth Maul.
I'd have to think about part 2.

Christopher Lee as Count Dooku

HunterICX

conus00 · 07-23-10, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

the same reviewer has done episonde 2 aswell, 3 is upcoming

Just watched Episode 2 review, while dead-on it's not as nearly as funny as Episode 1 review.

07-20-10, 11:08 PM	#1
conus00 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: DB85 Posts: 804 Downloads: 166 Uploads: 0	You will never watch SW:Episode I the same! This might be a repost but as the title says. Take your time and watch all 7 parts. I almost died laughing... __________________

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	The relationship: http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=qGno...eature=related __________________

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UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Nearly ten years after I actually paid to see that sorry excuse for a movie, I finally get my money's worth for it! Thanks, conus __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

07-21-10, 03:31 AM	#7
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	I think the Review was lamer then the movie itself kept a straight face the first time I saw that ''review'' not that I call SW1 a masterpiece or think it's that good, it's definitely the worst of the pre-quel trilogy. The movie is pretty much eyecandy from start to end and some of the acting was pretty dull. Jar Jar is something so foul that it even haunts you in the re-released episode 6's ending. We know it's bad, so no need to remind us with these over the top boring reviews that repeat the obvious over and over again and try to be funny as they aren't, especially that review. HunterICX __________________

07-20-10, 11:54 PM	#2
tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	Saw this a while ago. Best. Review. Ever.

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	TBH I'll never watch that movie again full stop. Great review though. I really love part 2.

07-21-10, 08:01 AM	#8
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Dowly put this up first, cause when I put it up here Dowly told me I was ''to late sucker'' then added the link to his one Now consus00 has put it up! Give another year to go by and someone else will no doubt. This is a good review imo, what makes it, is the guys voice he sounds bored out of his wits or hes just going insane from to many SW movies __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	the same reviewer has done episonde 2 aswell, 3 is upcoming