Sunk a PT Boat

Harmsway! · 04-21-10, 08:05 PM

Only it was one of my own. Instead of the quick and easy route of Refuel and Rearm I have to go sight seeing. Sure drive the sub into dock. Just when I'm watching the birds crap on the fishing trawl along my port side this buckaroo PT Boat comes flying into my bow (depending on who you talk to). The up close explosions made me imitate them birds I's watching and reach for the stanchions. So I put it in reverse to get clear of that burning exploding fool as he gets swallowed up by the drink.

Now I have a blue stamp on my map where I sunk a friendly. When I get back to base are they going to discharge me? Should the boys and I look for a tropical island with lonely women?

dezertflyr · 04-21-10, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmsway!

Should the boys and I look for a tropical island with lonely women?

Routinely!

Platapus · 04-21-10, 08:27 PM

Your next command will be the USS Standard Office.

Armistead · 04-21-10, 08:42 PM

Well, you can find the hula dancers at Wewak near the north shore..always fun to look at.

04-21-10, 08:05 PM	#1
Harmsway! XO Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 400 Downloads: 126 Uploads: 0	Sunk a PT Boat Only it was one of my own. Instead of the quick and easy route of Refuel and Rearm I have to go sight seeing. Sure drive the sub into dock. Just when I'm watching the birds crap on the fishing trawl along my port side this buckaroo PT Boat comes flying into my bow (depending on who you talk to). The up close explosions made me imitate them birds I's watching and reach for the stanchions. So I put it in reverse to get clear of that burning exploding fool as he gets swallowed up by the drink. Now I have a blue stamp on my map where I sunk a friendly. When I get back to base are they going to discharge me? Should the boys and I look for a tropical island with lonely women?

04-21-10, 08:27 PM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,373 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Your next command will be the USS Standard Office. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-21-10, 08:42 PM	#4
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Well, you can find the hula dancers at Wewak near the north shore..always fun to look at.