This is how you open beer

SteamWake · 04-09-10, 09:38 PM

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http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/09/for...ing-into-your/

Wolfehunter · 04-09-10, 10:23 PM

My grandfather had these sausage fingers.. His index and middle finger together, he slapped the top of the bottle cap and clean cut the glass knob off it... then drink from the broken bottle.. All I know is I never wanted to get slapped by him.

My cousins weren't so fortunate..

Buddahaid · 04-09-10, 11:21 PM

Those are a lot of variations on the same theme. Make or find a stiff edge and lever it off using your thumb for the fulcrum. Taught to me by a drunkard Renn Faire participant. Use a spoon and it pops off sounding like a champagne cork!

TarJak · 04-10-10, 02:51 AM

I still think this is one of the best ways to get a beer open. Give it to a woman.

Jimbuna · 04-10-10, 05:43 AM

Some interesting methods

I'm off to the shops to purchase a new keyboard

04-09-10, 09:38 PM	#1
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	This is how you open beer . http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/09/for...ing-into-your/ __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

04-09-10, 10:23 PM	#2
Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	My grandfather had these sausage fingers.. His index and middle finger together, he slapped the top of the bottle cap and clean cut the glass knob off it... then drink from the broken bottle.. All I know is I never wanted to get slapped by him. My cousins weren't so fortunate.. __________________

04-09-10, 11:21 PM	#3
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Those are a lot of variations on the same theme. Make or find a stiff edge and lever it off using your thumb for the fulcrum. Taught to me by a drunkard Renn Faire participant. Use a spoon and it pops off sounding like a champagne cork! __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

04-10-10, 05:43 AM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Some interesting methods I'm off to the shops to purchase a new keyboard __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-10-10, 02:51 AM	#4
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I still think this is one of the best ways to get a beer open. Give it to a woman.