Bad day for Royal Navy and Bad AI... (pictures included)

AndrejD · 03-11-10, 04:26 AM

So i started the patrol with a mission to enter Plymouth to search for some ships that I can sink.

First I saw a small convoy protected by one destroyer So I decided to sink the destroyer first. But every torpedo I fired at him went under him. As he was above water. I lost 7 torpedoes in this attack... 1 one of them hit a merchant. Maybe they should fit airplane propeler on the torpedoes instead of ship propeler.

Flying destroyer...

So I got to nearest port to refit and continue with my mission.

In canal I got warship contact So I got into position to attack the warship

Getting into position...

It was a carrier

I shot some torpedoes at her and also hit a destroyer.

Then I went away as other destroyers did`t do nothing to catch me...

The location of attack...

danasan · 03-11-10, 04:43 AM

Hi,

maybe first destroyer was out of fuel and therefore somewhat less heavy

But, can you tell me please, in the first shot, is he dropping depth charges?

He could not have found you in that situation. Could he?

danasan

AndrejD · 03-11-10, 04:45 AM

So I continued my way to Plymouth. When I got some Warship contacts...

I plotted intercept course... into my standard position for such attacks...

It was another carrier..

My standard position for attacks...

So I sunk another carrier on same patrol...

But what a shock!!! One of the destroyers drop some depth charges somewhere in the area!!!

Because I was out of torpedoes I went back home...
And again got some warship contacts...

Contacts...

One of them is the destroyer group that still carrier I sunk before...

Protecting the non existent carrier...

And in the other circle... 2 battleships...

I was out of torpedoes so I let them go...
The destroyer group protecting non existent carrier was eventually back on my tail. They always matched my course and speed...

But I got lucky and there was an isle so I crash them into it...

So I went back to base.

AndrejD · 03-11-10, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danasan

Hi,

maybe first destroyer was out of fuel and therefore somewhat less heavy

But, can you tell me please, in the first shot, is he dropping depth charges?

He could not have found you in that situation. Could he?

danasan

He never changed the course and speed...

JScones · 03-11-10, 04:57 AM

"captain? Perhaps a search pattern?"

Well, how about "perhaps you just STFU and remember who the Kaleun is on this boat!".

Seriously, the game sure does at least look purdy. Even the little Pacmans.

AndrejD · 03-11-10, 05:03 AM

When I got back I started another patrol, this time I decided to enter Scapa flow.

Guess what ? There was another carrier in the port.

Bum...

So I went out for hunting but didn`t sunk anything so I went back into harbour and... there was another one...

Bum 2....

Then I went to port and refitted so I could continue my patrol. I found a large convoy and some destroyers. Because it was boring I started to attack the destroyers and eventually they started following me.

Here boys...

Both of my periscopes were max out. So they could easy follow me.

Then one of them moved into position for attack...
But it didn`t...

Near the port German airplanes and destroyers sunk them...

AndrejD · 03-11-10, 05:09 AM

deep to deep...

People in the air...

People in the fire...

People under watter...

danasan · 03-11-10, 05:20 AM

Nice review, mate, thanks a lot...

Good job done!

danasan

Commie · 03-11-10, 09:05 AM

I wonder if the developers are bothering to look at these screenies? Christ.

Letum · 03-11-10, 09:11 AM

I would be embarrassed and ashamed if I was responsible for the state of SH5.

Nordmann · 03-11-10, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letum

I would be embarrassed and ashamed if I was responsible for the state of SH5.

That's only because you care about the genre, I doubt the devs have the same attachment.

Fire_Spy · 03-11-10, 09:13 AM

Damn thats some funny stuff happening there

...

So do the British destroyers always play follow the leader??

sharkbit · 03-11-10, 09:24 AM

I

at the "Jesus" crew walking on water.

Conrad von Kaiser · 03-11-10, 10:07 AM

Dang, can't even find one carrier let alone 3

Dowly · 03-11-10, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JScones

"captain? Perhaps a search pattern?"

Well, how about "perhaps you just STFU and remember who the Kaleun is on this boat!".

You know what the best part is? There's no buttons or orders for search patterns.

03-11-10, 04:26 AM	#1
AndrejD Watch Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 29 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Bad day for Royal Navy and Bad AI... (pictures included) So i started the patrol with a mission to enter Plymouth to search for some ships that I can sink. First I saw a small convoy protected by one destroyer So I decided to sink the destroyer first. But every torpedo I fired at him went under him. As he was above water. I lost 7 torpedoes in this attack... 1 one of them hit a merchant. Maybe they should fit airplane propeler on the torpedoes instead of ship propeler. Flying destroyer... So I got to nearest port to refit and continue with my mission. In canal I got warship contact So I got into position to attack the warship Getting into position... It was a carrier I shot some torpedoes at her and also hit a destroyer. Then I went away as other destroyers did`t do nothing to catch me... The location of attack...

03-11-10, 04:43 AM	#2
danasan Elite Spam Hunter Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Flensburg / Germany Posts: 1,141 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Hi, maybe first destroyer was out of fuel and therefore somewhat less heavy But, can you tell me please, in the first shot, is he dropping depth charges? He could not have found you in that situation. Could he? danasan __________________ "I invite you to go inside this submergible hole in the water where you can nicely hide from destroyers."

03-11-10, 05:20 AM	#8
danasan Elite Spam Hunter Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Flensburg / Germany Posts: 1,141 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Nice review, mate, thanks a lot... Good job done! danasan __________________ "I invite you to go inside this submergible hole in the water where you can nicely hide from destroyers."

03-11-10, 09:11 AM	#10
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	I would be embarrassed and ashamed if I was responsible for the state of SH5. __________________

03-11-10, 09:13 AM	#12
Fire_Spy Mate Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Rockingham,Western Australia Posts: 52 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Damn thats some funny stuff happening there ... So do the British destroyers always play follow the leader?? __________________ The Russians knew where the carrier group was, but it would move in the four hours required by the bombers to get there. Their missiles needed precise information if they were to home in on the raid's primary target, the two American and one French carrier, or the mission was a wasted effort. The game was hide and seek, played over a million square miles of ocean. The losers died.

03-11-10, 04:45 AM	#3
AndrejD Watch Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 29 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	So I continued my way to Plymouth. When I got some Warship contacts... I plotted intercept course... into my standard position for such attacks... It was another carrier.. My standard position for attacks... So I sunk another carrier on same patrol... But what a shock!!! One of the destroyers drop some depth charges somewhere in the area!!! Because I was out of torpedoes I went back home... And again got some warship contacts... Contacts... One of them is the destroyer group that still carrier I sunk before... Protecting the non existent carrier... And in the other circle... 2 battleships... I was out of torpedoes so I let them go... The destroyer group protecting non existent carrier was eventually back on my tail. They always matched my course and speed... But I got lucky and there was an isle so I crash them into it... So I went back to base.

03-11-10, 04:57 AM	#5
JScones Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,501 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	"captain? Perhaps a search pattern?" Well, how about "perhaps you just STFU and remember who the Kaleun is on this boat!". Seriously, the game sure does at least look purdy. Even the little Pacmans.

03-11-10, 05:03 AM	#6
AndrejD Watch Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 29 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	When I got back I started another patrol, this time I decided to enter Scapa flow. Guess what ? There was another carrier in the port. Bum... So I went out for hunting but didn`t sunk anything so I went back into harbour and... there was another one... Bum 2.... Then I went to port and refitted so I could continue my patrol. I found a large convoy and some destroyers. Because it was boring I started to attack the destroyers and eventually they started following me. Here boys... Both of my periscopes were max out. So they could easy follow me. Then one of them moved into position for attack... But it didn`t... Near the port German airplanes and destroyers sunk them...

03-11-10, 05:09 AM	#7
AndrejD Watch Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 29 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	deep to deep... People in the air... People in the fire... People under watter...

03-11-10, 09:05 AM	#9
Commie Machinist's Mate Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 122 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	I wonder if the developers are bothering to look at these screenies? Christ.

03-11-10, 09:24 AM	#13
sharkbit The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,529 Downloads: 334 Uploads: 0	I at the "Jesus" crew walking on water. __________________ “Prejudice is blind. There will always be someone who says you aren’t welcome at the table. Stop apologizing for who you are and using all your energy trying to change their minds. Yes, you will lose friends, maybe even family. But you will gain your self-respect. You will know your worth. Once you have that, nothing can stop you.”

03-11-10, 10:07 AM	#14
Conrad von Kaiser Helmsman Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New York Posts: 105 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Dang, can't even find one carrier let alone 3