I can see it now...

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BUCHAREST, Romania,

Ubisoft, creator of the critically acclaimed Silent Hunter series, featuring titles such as Silent Hunter 3, and Silent Hunter 4: Wolves of the Pacific, has recently announced a new marketing system for Silent Hunter 5: Battle of the Atlantic.

"We're really excited about what this new feature might possibly allow us to do at somepoint in the future, maybe," said Dan Dimitrescu, lead designer of Ubisoft Romania. "We think we are now able to bring more content into the hands of our customers, and more money to our shareholder's pockets. With great pleasure, we announce: Silent Hunter 5: DLC of the Atlantic."

A new innovation in the Silent Hunter series, Silent Hunter 5: DLC of the Atlantic will allow player to purchase brand new items in the series. "All we had to do was delete some lines of code, and say we were 'focusing on the quality of the simulation,'" a leaked memo revealed. Also from that memo, was a list of DLC. Players can choose from various purchases, from a brand new type IX submarine for $10, to a "Bernard" model for the crew. (We could not get a further comment on this.)

Silent Hunter 5: Battle of the Atlantic is coming to PC in March, 2010.