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08-03-10, 08:42 PM
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Silent Hunter
 Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...)
Posts: 3,529
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One day, at the Green Midget Café in Bromley...
 Man-'mornin' Woman (high pitched voice)-'mornin'! Man-What you got then? Woman-Well, there's egg and bacon...egg sausage and bacon...egg and spam. Egg bacon and spam. Egg, bacon sausage and spam. Spam bacon sausage and spam. Spam, egg, spam, spam, sausage and spam. Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam. Spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam. Or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife-Haven't you got anything without spam in it? Woman-Well...spam, egg, sausage and spam, idoesn't got much spam in it. Wife-I don't want any spam! Man-Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? Wife-That's got spam in it! Man-Not as much as spam egg sausage and spam! Wife-Look! Could I have: Egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam? Woman-Uugh!  Wife-What do you mean, "Uugh!"?! I don't like spam! Vikings-Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Lovely Spaaaaaam Wonderful Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam Lovely Spaaaaaam Wonderful Spaaaaaam Woman-Shut up! SHUT UUUUUP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Vikings-Wonderful s- Woman-You can't have egg, bacon spam and sausage without the spam! Wife-WHY NOT!? Woman-WEEEEEEEEEELL it wouldn't be egg bacon spam and sausage would it? Wife-I DON'T LIKE SPAM! Man-Now don't make a fuzz dear I'll have your spam, I love it! I'm having a Spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam. Woman-Baked beans are off. Man-Well can I have spam instead? Woman-What you mean: Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam? Man-Yes! Woman-UUUUUUGGH! Vikings-WONDERFUL SPAAAAAAAM LOVELY SPAAAAAAAAAAAAM WONDERFUL SPAAAAAM! Woman-SHUT UUUUP! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! Vikings-Wonderful- Hungarian-Great boobies honeybun! My lower intestine is full of spam egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam, spam, spam... Woman-Shut uuup! Hungarian-My nipple's explode- Woman-SHUT UP! Vikings-LOVELY SPAAAM WONDERFUL- A Historian-Another great viking victory was at the Green Midget Café in Bromley. Once again the viking strategy was the same. They sailed from these fjords here, assembled at Trondheim and waited for the strong north-easterly winds to blow their oaken galleys to England, whence they sailed, on May 23rd. Once in Bromley they assembled in the Green Midget Café. And spam selecting a spam particular spam item from the spam menu would spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam lovely spaaaam wonderful spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam lovely spaaaam wonderful spaaaaaaaaaaaam! Well, 3000 posts done! I'm coming for you Jim!  
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08-03-10, 08:58 PM
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Ocean Warrior
 Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Between test depth and periscope depth
Posts: 3,021
Downloads: 175
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Congrats on 3k, and a very good 3000th post as well.
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08-03-10, 09:18 PM
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Rear Admiral
 Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again.
Posts: 12,706
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Congratulations! Slacker. 
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08-04-10, 01:20 AM
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Fleet Admiral
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 17,052
Downloads: 150
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The spam tins just keep on coming.
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08-04-10, 03:57 AM
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Royal Kinotropist
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sheffield, UK
Posts: 987
Downloads: 18
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Me likey spam
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08-04-10, 04:36 AM
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Silent Hunter
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal
Posts: 4,515
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Lovely Spaaaaaam Wonderful Spaaaaaam!!!!!
One of my favorites!  on the 3K!
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08-04-10, 09:39 AM
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Ocean Warrior
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Auburn, Alabama
Posts: 3,333
Downloads: 101
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 MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT!
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