Good for a laugh...

Iceman · 08-21-09, 01:49 AM

I was telling one of my bosses today while we were eating lunch of how when I went and had a physical last year how he said I had really bad chlostreol....my boss said he too had gone to the doctor recently to check on his liver...since he drinks alot on the weekends...or more on the weekends...anyways.

He asked the Doctor..."So doc hows my liver?"...doc said "It is ok"...my boss said "Good I can still drink on the weekends"....the doctor asked him "How much do you drink?"...he said " about 12 to 18 beers on saturdays during the football games"...the doctor said " O that's too much you need to stop that"...my boss told him "Nope"....then my boss asked him.."Hey doc can you hook me up with a sample pack of that viagra stuff?"...doc said "Why?...do you have ED?"....my boss said..." On Saturdays I do".....I laughed my azz off.

...have a good day peeps...true story...or least I had not heard that one...he said even the doctor and nurse laughed at that one.

GoldenRivet · 08-21-09, 02:27 AM

sounds about right

mcf1 · 08-21-09, 04:14 AM

:rotfl:

nice one
(ED stands for erectile dysfunction, right?)

Jimbuna · 08-21-09, 05:40 AM

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should make a full recovery.

Iceman · 08-21-09, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should make a full recovery.

Lol...

08-21-09, 01:49 AM	#1
Iceman Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mesa AZ, Arizona, USA Posts: 1,253 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Good for a laugh... I was telling one of my bosses today while we were eating lunch of how when I went and had a physical last year how he said I had really bad chlostreol....my boss said he too had gone to the doctor recently to check on his liver...since he drinks alot on the weekends...or more on the weekends...anyways. He asked the Doctor..."So doc hows my liver?"...doc said "It is ok"...my boss said "Good I can still drink on the weekends"....the doctor asked him "How much do you drink?"...he said " about 12 to 18 beers on saturdays during the football games"...the doctor said " O that's too much you need to stop that"...my boss told him "Nope"....then my boss asked him.."Hey doc can you hook me up with a sample pack of that viagra stuff?"...doc said "Why?...do you have ED?"....my boss said..." On Saturdays I do".....I laughed my azz off. ...have a good day peeps...true story...or least I had not heard that one...he said even the doctor and nurse laughed at that one.

08-21-09, 02:27 AM	#2
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	sounds about right __________________

08-21-09, 05:40 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow." The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should make a full recovery. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-21-09, 04:14 AM	#3
mcf1 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Greece, Volos Posts: 710 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: nice one (ED stands for erectile dysfunction, right?)