Top Twelve Indicators The Economy Is Bad (Humor, kind of)

07-12-09, 12:18 PM

Top twelve indicators the economy is bad

12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in America?"
3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

And my most favorite indicator of all:

1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Buddahaid · 07-12-09, 12:56 PM

Good one!

Buddahaid

SUBMAN1 · 07-12-09, 12:58 PM

#1 cracked me up!

-S

Biggles · 07-12-09, 01:05 PM

Not bad

SteamWake · 07-12-09, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CastleBravo

6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

:rotfl:

Task Force · 07-12-09, 08:02 PM

Lol, some of this stiff is true.:rotfl:

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CastleBravo Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Top Twelve Indicators The Economy Is Bad (Humor, kind of) Top twelve indicators the economy is bad 12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank. 9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market. 8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package. 7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. 6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names. 5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty. 4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in America?" 3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on. 2. The Mafia is laying off judges. And my most favorite indicator of all: 1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

07-12-09, 12:56 PM	#2
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Good one! Buddahaid