Amusing Military Quotes

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WISDOM - FROM THE MILITARY

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'If the enemy is in range, so are you.'

- Infantry Journal

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'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.'

-US.Air Force Manual

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'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered20automatic weapons'

- General Mac Arthur

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'You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.'

- U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

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'Tracers work both ways.'-U.S. Army Ordnance

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'Five second fuses only last three seconds.' - Infantry Journal

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'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.'

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'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do'

- Unknown Marine Recruit

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'If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.'

-USAFAmmo Troop

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'Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death , I Shall Fear No Evil.

For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.'

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'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.'

- Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)

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'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.'

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'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter

-- and therefore, unsafe.'

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'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have

enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.'

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'Even withammunition, the USAFis just another expensive flying club.'

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'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?

If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies;

If ATC screws up, .... The pilot dies.'

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'Never trade luck for skill.'

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The three most common expressions (or famous last words),

in aviation are:

'Why is it doing that?'

'Where are we?'

And

'Oh S...!'

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'Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.'

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'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation;

we have never left one up there!'

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'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight

to a person on the ground incapable of understanding

or doing anything about it.'

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'The Pipe r Cub is the safest airplane in the world;it can just barely kill you.'

- Attributed to Max Stanley(Northrop test pilot)

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Airman, maintain thy air speed lest the earth rise up and smite you!

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'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.'

Sign over squadron ops desk atDavis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970

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'If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.'

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'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it

takes full power to taxi to the terminal.'

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As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn

off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives;

the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks,'What happened?'

The pilot's reply: 'I don't know, I just got here myself!'

-Attributed to Ray Crandell(Lockheed test pilot)