Puppies

SUBMAN1 · 06-23-09, 08:20 AM

Obama was out for his morning smoke and he saw a young boy selling puppies. Obama finishes one smoke and goes up to the young boy and asks "What kind of puppies are those, son"? The young boy replies, "Them there are Democrat puppies sir." “Well,” says Obama “how sweet.” and returns to the smoking area and has himself a couple more smokes before the press gets there. Obama, having finished his smokes, goes and get's Michelle and tells her to go up to the young boy and ask him what kind of puppies they were. Michelle approaches the young man "What kind of puppies are those"? The boy replies “Them there are Republican puppies ma'm.” Obama hears the young boy’s reply and asks "I thought you told me those were Democrat puppies?” The boy replies “Oh yes sir, but since then they have opened their eyes"!

U-104 · 06-23-09, 10:18 AM

mookiemookie · 06-23-09, 10:27 AM

...and then Obama put the Republican puppies to sleep in accordance with his Kenyan secret Muslim master's wishes to sweep aside all opposition to his statist elitist fascist socialist Marxist terrorist agenda to destroy America and usher in Armageddon.

What? I'm just saving the rest of you the trouble.

GoldenRivet · 06-23-09, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

...and then Obama put the Republican puppies to sleep in accordance with his Kenyan secret Muslim master's wishes to sweep aside all opposition to his statist elitist fascist socialist Marxist terrorist agenda to destroy America and usher in Armageddon.

What? I'm just saving the rest of you the trouble.

what?

nobody was thinking that.

he simply drown them.

Kapitan_Phillips · 06-23-09, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

...and then Obama put the Republican puppies to sleep in accordance with his Kenyan secret Muslim master's wishes to sweep aside all opposition to his statist elitist fascist socialist Marxist terrorist agenda to destroy America and usher in Armageddon.

What? I'm just saving the rest of you the trouble.

Oberon · 06-23-09, 11:36 AM

Don't forget that he'll make a coat out of the puppies skins, can't forget that particular piece of Democratic terrorism

GoldenRivet · 06-23-09, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Don't forget that he'll make a coat out of the puppies skins, can't forget that particular piece of Democratic terrorism

the only reason he would do that is because he would take the pups coat - something that is rightfully theirs - and give it freely to some working aged able bodied adult who has no coat nor any intent to earn one of his own.

Max2147 · 06-23-09, 11:52 AM

.... and it'll all lead to nuclear war because of March of the Dimes!

GoldenRivet · 06-23-09, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Max2147

.... and it'll all lead to nuclear war because of March of the Dimes!

lol right!!

06-23-09, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Max2147

.... and it'll all lead to nuclear war because of March of the Dimes!

See what you do here is hide nuclear weapons in the puppies. :rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 06-23-09, 02:22 PM

A B C D Puppies?

L M N O Puppies!

O S A R!

C M P?

Oberon · 06-23-09, 03:54 PM

SOS?

Max2147 · 06-23-09, 05:08 PM

ABBA SOS?

bookworm_020 · 06-24-09, 02:00 AM

Solve your problems

get a cat!

06-23-09, 08:20 AM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Puppies Obama was out for his morning smoke and he saw a young boy selling puppies. Obama finishes one smoke and goes up to the young boy and asks "What kind of puppies are those, son"? The young boy replies, "Them there are Democrat puppies sir." “Well,” says Obama “how sweet.” and returns to the smoking area and has himself a couple more smokes before the press gets there. Obama, having finished his smokes, goes and get's Michelle and tells her to go up to the young boy and ask him what kind of puppies they were. Michelle approaches the young man "What kind of puppies are those"? The boy replies “Them there are Republican puppies ma'm.” Obama hears the young boy’s reply and asks "I thought you told me those were Democrat puppies?” The boy replies “Oh yes sir, but since then they have opened their eyes"! __________________

06-23-09, 10:18 AM	#2
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06-23-09, 10:27 AM	#3
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	...and then Obama put the Republican puppies to sleep in accordance with his Kenyan secret Muslim master's wishes to sweep aside all opposition to his statist elitist fascist socialist Marxist terrorist agenda to destroy America and usher in Armageddon. What? I'm just saving the rest of you the trouble. __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

06-23-09, 02:22 PM	#11
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	A B C D Puppies? L M N O Puppies! O S A R! C M P? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

06-24-09, 02:00 AM	#14
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Solve your problems get a cat! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

06-23-09, 11:36 AM	#6
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Don't forget that he'll make a coat out of the puppies skins, can't forget that particular piece of Democratic terrorism

06-23-09, 11:52 AM	#8
Max2147 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 714 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	.... and it'll all lead to nuclear war because of March of the Dimes!

06-23-09, 03:54 PM	#12
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	SOS?

06-23-09, 05:08 PM	#13
Max2147 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 714 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	ABBA SOS?