A Joke sent to me by my Aunt

TheSatyr · 06-19-09, 09:19 PM

A man passed away and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he noticed a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.... Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, '...whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's... The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie.'

'Incredible ,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Well then, where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'...Obama's clock is in Jesus' office .He's using it as a ceiling fan.

sunvalleyslim · 06-20-09, 12:07 AM

Task Force · 06-20-09, 12:15 AM

hmm... i always thought heaven was surspose to be cold... is he sure hes in the rong place.:rotfl:

06-19-09, 09:19 PM	#1
TheSatyr Captain Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 545 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	A Joke sent to me by my Aunt A man passed away and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he noticed a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.... Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, '...whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's... The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible ,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Well then, where's Obama's clock?' asked the man. '...Obama's clock is in Jesus' office .He's using it as a ceiling fan.

06-20-09, 12:07 AM	#2
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06-20-09, 12:15 AM	#3
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	hmm... i always thought heaven was surspose to be cold... is he sure hes in the rong place.:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"