Company Condom Slogans

Fr8monkey · 05-12-09, 12:45 PM

What if other companies or groups got in to the condom business? Some don't even have to change their mottos:

Allstate Insurance - You are in good hands with Allstate.
American Express - Don't leave home without it.
AT&T - Reach out and touch someone.
Avis - We try harder.
BMW: The ultimate driving machine.
Boy Scouts: Be Prepared.
Burger King: Have It Your Way.
Disneyland: The happiest place on earth.
Fedex: Absolutely, positively overnight.
Greyhound: Leave the driving to us.
Jaguar: The art of performance.
Jiff Peanut Butter: Choosy moms choose Jif.
McDonalds: We love to see you smile.
Microsoft: where do you want to go today?
Milk: It does a body good.
Nike: Just do it.
Pepsi: The choice of a new generation.
Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Police Department: To Protect and to Serve.
Star Trek: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Travelocity: You will never roam alone.
United Airlines: Fly the friendly skies.
United States Army: An Army of one.
United States Air Force: Aim High.
United States Navy: Accelerate your life.
United States Marines: The Few, The Proud
United States Coast Guard: Always Ready
Wendy's: It's waaaay better than fast food.

One thing, Dont go with General Electric.. They are defective...
GE: We bring good things to life.

If you use GE, go to the USPS...
US Postal Service: We deliver for you.

05-12-09, 12:45 PM	#1
Fr8monkey Captain Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 518 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Company Condom Slogans What if other companies or groups got in to the condom business? Some don't even have to change their mottos: Allstate Insurance - You are in good hands with Allstate. American Express - Don't leave home without it. AT&T - Reach out and touch someone. Avis - We try harder. BMW: The ultimate driving machine. Boy Scouts: Be Prepared. Burger King: Have It Your Way. Disneyland: The happiest place on earth. Fedex: Absolutely, positively overnight. Greyhound: Leave the driving to us. Jaguar: The art of performance. Jiff Peanut Butter: Choosy moms choose Jif. McDonalds: We love to see you smile. Microsoft: where do you want to go today? Milk: It does a body good. Nike: Just do it. Pepsi: The choice of a new generation. Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop. Police Department: To Protect and to Serve. Star Trek: To boldly go where no man has gone before. Travelocity: You will never roam alone. United Airlines: Fly the friendly skies. United States Army: An Army of one. United States Air Force: Aim High. United States Navy: Accelerate your life. United States Marines: The Few, The Proud United States Coast Guard: Always Ready Wendy's: It's waaaay better than fast food. One thing, Dont go with General Electric.. They are defective... GE: We bring good things to life. If you use GE, go to the USPS... US Postal Service: We deliver for you. __________________ NASA's budget in 2011... $19 billion. Result: Hi-resolution images from 127 million miles away. AT&T's budget in 2011... $20 billion. Result: Still can't get any signal from my bathroom.