Arguing with wife

Rip · 05-12-09, 12:44 AM

Not that I have been but it happens. I thought most of it was arguments only I endured. Then I found this.
http://www.mil-millington.com/

UnderseaLcpl · 05-12-09, 02:57 AM

Christ Almighty! I read that thing for like half an hour and I'm still not finished

It's hilarious, though. I've never seen such brilliant use of hyperbole:rotfl:

jumpy · 05-12-09, 05:21 AM

yer, read that guys website of old - seriously, If you can be bothered to read all of it and get some of the archives on the mailing list you will be howling with laughter. I found the site whilst at work one day and having not much else to do, I read pretty much all of it, desperately struggling not to laugh too loudly in a quiet office environment merely added to the level of amusement.

Check out his home page http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
and browse L.O.T.W (lavatories of the world) Toilet humour at its very best!

porphy · 05-12-09, 07:29 AM

Great stuff!

I loved the Argument Fish and the Truth Shark....

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Margret jack-knifes from argument to argument, jigs direction randomly and erratically like a shoal of Argument Fish being followed by a Truth Shark.
It's fearsomely difficult to land a blow because by the time you've let fly with the logic she's not there anymore. A row about vacuuming gets shifted to the cost of a computer upgrade, from there to who got up early with the kids most this week and then to the greater interest rates of German banks via the noisome sexual keenness of some former girlfriend, those-are-hair-scissors-don't-use-them-for-paper and, 'When was the last time you bought me flowers?' all in the space of about seven exchanges.

Catfish · 05-12-09, 07:45 AM

Hello,

" ... She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear. ..."
:rotfl:

Greetings,
Catfish

Janus · 05-12-09, 09:05 AM

Great site but the font- and backgroundcolor is damaging my eyes after 2 minutes of reading

Jimbuna · 05-12-09, 10:59 AM

Came across this site once and promptly lost it

Thanks for the heads up.....bookmarked it now

Sailor Steve · 05-12-09, 01:39 PM

One of Neal's old favorites. He used to put it up once every six months or so.

Oh, and don't forget to put the cursor over her picture...

Rip · 05-12-09, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jumpy

yer, read that guys website of old - seriously, If you can be bothered to read all of it and get some of the archives on the mailing list you will be howling with laughter. I found the site whilst at work one day and having not much else to do, I read pretty much all of it, desperately struggling not to laugh too loudly in a quiet office environment merely added to the level of amusement.

Check out his home page http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
and browse L.O.T.W (lavatories of the world) Toilet humour at its very best!

Thanks for that. I didn't know he had even more goodies.

NealT · 05-12-09, 06:17 PM

I have learned never to argue with my wife...unless I want to lose...

Onkel Neal · 05-13-09, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

One of Neal's old favorites. He used to put it up once every six months or so.

Yes yes yes! Thanks, Steve, very cool you remembered.

Mil Millington is awesome, has such a wit and gift for humor.

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Originally Posted by Rip

Thanks for that. I didn't know he had even more goodies.

Even more better than that--you have to get a copy of his book!

I ordered mine directly from him and got it autographed:

Trust me, if you buy his book, you will not be disappointed at all.

.

Tchocky · 05-13-09, 09:46 AM

My first thought on seeing this thread....Neal will post here shortly

Onkel Neal · 05-13-09, 09:47 AM

Man, you pegged me!

Rip · 05-13-09, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Man, you pegged me!

Can't believe I missed your posts about it before. Chilling how much our tastes are alike.

BTW I am thinking of being in the Houston area the weekend of the 30th, you got anything going on? Would love to grab a bite/drink at least. Only thing I have going is a little Rock Band party with some of the Overlord (http://www.octopusoverlords.com) gang Saturday. You are welcome to tag along for that as well if you have the time.

nikimcbee · 05-13-09, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Came across this site once and promptly lost it

Thanks for the heads up.....bookmarked it now

Great, now you've opened up pandora's box!

Quote:

First Born's name (Jonathan). Then, when that was settled...

How to pronounce First Born's name.

been there, done that

05-12-09, 12:44 AM	#1
Rip Commodore Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Right behind you! Posts: 643 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Arguing with wife Not that I have been but it happens. I thought most of it was arguments only I endured. Then I found this. http://www.mil-millington.com/

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UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Christ Almighty! I read that thing for like half an hour and I'm still not finished It's hilarious, though. I've never seen such brilliant use of hyperbole:rotfl: __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

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jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	yer, read that guys website of old - seriously, If you can be bothered to read all of it and get some of the archives on the mailing list you will be howling with laughter. I found the site whilst at work one day and having not much else to do, I read pretty much all of it, desperately struggling not to laugh too loudly in a quiet office environment merely added to the level of amusement. Check out his home page http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ and browse L.O.T.W (lavatories of the world) Toilet humour at its very best! __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Came across this site once and promptly lost it Thanks for the heads up.....bookmarked it now __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	One of Neal's old favorites. He used to put it up once every six months or so. Oh, and don't forget to put the cursor over her picture... __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Hello, " ... She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear. ..." :rotfl: Greetings, Catfish

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Janus XO Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 434 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Great site but the font- and backgroundcolor is damaging my eyes after 2 minutes of reading

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NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	I have learned never to argue with my wife...unless I want to lose... __________________

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Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	My first thought on seeing this thread....Neal will post here shortly __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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