The tiff

SUBMAN1 · 05-05-09, 12:45 PM

"My God, wot happened to you?!!?" the beertender asks Sean as he hobbles
into the bar, one arm in a cast.

"I got in a tiff with Riley," he replies.

"Riley?? He's just a wee fellow," the beertender sez. "He must have had
a weapon in his hands."

"That he did," says Sean. "A shovel, it was."

"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand??"

"Aye, that I did," replies Sean. "Mrs. Riley's left boob. And a
beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight..."

Raptor1 · 05-05-09, 12:46 PM

I could swear this one was posted somewhere here in the last month

Sailor Steve · 05-05-09, 02:31 PM

That would be true of most jokes posted anywhere. I hadn't seen this one before. Me like.:rotfl:

Mush Martin · 05-05-09, 02:34 PM

Jimbuna · 05-05-09, 02:35 PM

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing," says Sean. "Here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died."
Then Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!" "What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."

Sailor Steve · 05-05-09, 02:39 PM

:rotfl:

That's like the cartoon I saw in a magazine decades ago. Obviously drunk guy is calling a cab. He looks up at what he thinks is the street sign and says "I'm at the corner of Telephone and Telephone."

bookworm_020 · 05-06-09, 12:58 AM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

05-05-09, 12:45 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The tiff "My God, wot happened to you?!!?" the beertender asks Sean as he hobbles into the bar, one arm in a cast. "I got in a tiff with Riley," he replies. "Riley?? He's just a wee fellow," the beertender sez. "He must have had a weapon in his hands." "That he did," says Sean. "A shovel, it was." "Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand??" "Aye, that I did," replies Sean. "Mrs. Riley's left boob. And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight..." __________________

05-05-09, 12:46 PM	#2
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	I could swear this one was posted somewhere here in the last month __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	That would be true of most jokes posted anywhere. I hadn't seen this one before. Me like.:rotfl: __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Mush Martin Eternal Patrol Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,398 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	__________________ RIP Mush Tutorial

05-05-09, 02:35 PM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing," says Sean. "Here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died." Then Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!" "What was his name?" asks Paddy. Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-05-09, 02:39 PM	#6
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	:rotfl: That's like the cartoon I saw in a magazine decades ago. Obviously drunk guy is calling a cab. He looks up at what he thinks is the street sign and says "I'm at the corner of Telephone and Telephone." __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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