Fun on the Internet

[Onkel Neal]

It's so funny, but everyone expects you to know all the details of there lives.

Here's an e-mail I received today, names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Glad too see that you closed that ftp sight down Neal cause I didn't want xxxx to think that I was back stabbing him cause he had no clue how to figure that out. Also I told xxxx about it a way back when he took over from xxxx and he didn't do anything about it either. So I kept my loyality and didn't sabatage things at SUB CLUB as you can see and I am feeling great from my triple bypass I had a year ago and thanks for sending me your BEST WISHES. I didn't expect anything from a rich texan like you that works for DOW Chemicals. You Texans are all the same...... No Class....

Hi xxxxx,
I must have missed the news about your heart operation, I am glad you are feeling good, that's a serious operation. You certainly do have my best wishes, now that I know about it. I wouldn't be surprised if I end up having something like that eventually, I just turned 49 and I never watch what I eat like I should.

take care,
Neal

Obviously, he is unaware that I retired from DOW Chemicals 9 months ago...

Ah, ain't life grand?