Pickle Slicer

GoldenRivet · 04-06-09, 12:57 AM

A man had been an employee of the Philadelphia Pickle Plant for 15 years.

One day there came a knock at the door of his home around mid day, long before the man was due home and his wife answered the door.

it was one of the Pickle Plant managers.

"Ma'am... i hate to be the one to break this news to you, but something dreadful has happened.... your husband... for reasons we cant fully explain had decided to put his penis in the pickle slicer."

the wife was stricken with shock immediately

"Oh my god! thats terrible... is he alright?!" asked the wife

"Yes, he is fine... but you understand we had to fire him for such an offense, and we wanted you to have advance warning before he came home for the evening, he is very upset." said the plant manager

"Understandably!" said the wife "what do you plan to do with the pickle slicer?!"

"we fired her too." said the plant manager

ba dum ching!

Schroeder · 04-06-09, 04:54 AM

That's got to hurt.....

NeonSamurai · 04-06-09, 09:54 AM

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04-06-09, 12:57 AM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Pickle Slicer A man had been an employee of the Philadelphia Pickle Plant for 15 years. One day there came a knock at the door of his home around mid day, long before the man was due home and his wife answered the door. it was one of the Pickle Plant managers. "Ma'am... i hate to be the one to break this news to you, but something dreadful has happened.... your husband... for reasons we cant fully explain had decided to put his penis in the pickle slicer." the wife was stricken with shock immediately "Oh my god! thats terrible... is he alright?!" asked the wife "Yes, he is fine... but you understand we had to fire him for such an offense, and we wanted you to have advance warning before he came home for the evening, he is very upset." said the plant manager "Understandably!" said the wife "what do you plan to do with the pickle slicer?!" "we fired her too." said the plant manager ba dum ching! __________________

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Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	That's got to hurt..... __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

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