What causes arthritis?

Jimbuna · 03-16-09, 03:14 PM

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a
half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father,
what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with
cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response "Well, I'll be damned!" Then returned to
his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long
have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that
the Pope does."

MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.

Task Force · 03-16-09, 03:27 PM

:rotfl: Lol. yep. helps to know the full topic.:rotfl:

good one jimbuna.

Schroeder · 03-16-09, 03:29 PM

Frame57 · 03-18-09, 11:44 AM

These are great Buna. If you were a woman, younger and good looking I would marry you...Keep em coming

Jimbuna · 03-18-09, 02:27 PM

A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is a small young boy.

She says: "Excuse me sonny, but do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?"

He says: "No, but I've got dangling balls on a 9 inch."

"That's not a record is it?"

"It is for a 10 year old."

GoldenRivet · 03-18-09, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is a small young boy.

She says: "Excuse me sonny, but do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?"

He says: "No, but I've got dangling balls on a 9 inch."

"That's not a record is it?"

"It is for a 10 year old."

03-16-09, 03:14 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,501 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What causes arthritis? A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath." The drunk muttered in response "Well, I'll be damned!" Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does." MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-16-09, 03:27 PM	#2
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: Lol. yep. helps to know the full topic.:rotfl: good one jimbuna. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

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Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	These are great Buna. If you were a woman, younger and good looking I would marry you...Keep em coming __________________ "My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein

03-18-09, 02:27 PM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,501 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is a small young boy. She says: "Excuse me sonny, but do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?" He says: "No, but I've got dangling balls on a 9 inch." "That's not a record is it?" "It is for a 10 year old." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!