Where did the white man go wrong?

SUBMAN1 · 02-28-09, 10:21 PM

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official,

'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.

Overboard · 02-28-09, 10:35 PM

What No Firewater!!, Bring me two bottle firewater, I give you sister, Bring me three bottle firewater I give you sister and string of beads,

J/K

SandyCaesar · 02-28-09, 11:56 PM

Them Indians are a wise, wise people...

nikimcbee · 03-01-09, 12:52 AM

bookworm_020 · 03-01-09, 04:29 AM

NealT · 03-01-09, 09:49 AM

Outstanding! And how true.....

Jimbuna · 03-01-09, 10:12 AM

Nice one Sub

An American indian, A Muslim and a cowboy were traveling in the same train car.

The American indian sadly announces, Once we were many, now we are few

The Muslim arrogantly brags, Once we were few, now we are many.

The relaxed cowboy, boots kicked on the table, trying to nap, lifts his hat, spits his tobacco on the floor, looks at the Muslim and says, We haven't played cowboys and Muslims yet.

Morts · 03-01-09, 10:59 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

SteamWake · 03-01-09, 11:48 AM

:rotfl: Good joke Subman, at first the title had me a little on edge

About the 'firewater' thats part of where the Indians went wrong.

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-01-09, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

The relaxed cowboy, boots kicked on the table, trying to nap, lifts his hat, spits his tobacco on the floor, looks at the Muslim and says, We haven't played cowboys and Muslims yet.

That damn Neal again!

SUBMAN1 · 03-01-09, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteamWake

:rotfl: Good joke Subman, at first the title had me a little on edge ...

It was worded that way on purpose!

-S

02-28-09, 10:21 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Where did the white man go wrong? Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.' The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?' The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.' Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that. __________________

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NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Outstanding! And how true..... __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Nice one Sub An American indian, A Muslim and a cowboy were traveling in the same train car. The American indian sadly announces, Once we were many, now we are few The Muslim arrogantly brags, Once we were few, now we are many. The relaxed cowboy, boots kicked on the table, trying to nap, lifts his hat, spits his tobacco on the floor, looks at the Muslim and says, We haven't played cowboys and Muslims yet. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: Good joke Subman, at first the title had me a little on edge About the 'firewater' thats part of where the Indians went wrong. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648