Fritz von Titz in "The big pickle!"

Freiwillige · 02-27-09, 06:30 AM

"I dont care what it takes even if we have to combine the might of the entire Royal navy on that one bloody submarine, I want Fritz sunk on my authorization. Sighned P.M. Sir Winston Churchill"

Herr Kaleun, BDU have decoded this message straight from the HQ west of the Royal navy and forwarded it to you. It reads (Churchill has put a high price on your head Von Titz. He has authorized the Royal navy to search you out and has offered knightship to any crew who sinks you! BDU out.)

"Well all the women of England want me but now it seems, so do the men!" Fritz smiles slyly. "Send a post to Churchill and inform him that I dont swing that way!"

Fritz grabs one of the many Beautifull female crew members and plants his lips to her cheek.

"I dont understand how he does it? He is the only man in the Kreigsmarine allowed to pick his own crew, and there almost all women!" Jurgen the torpedo loader quipes to his assistant.

"Herr Kaleun." Heidi the sonar operator calls out. "Why yes my kleine schutze?"
"What if Churchill manages to catch you this time?" "Why my darling dont be worried, My album sells almost as many copies in England as it does in the Fatherland!"

"You know why he calls it the Fatherland?" Jurgen asks of his new assistant.
"Because he's fathered half of the country!"

Fritz bursts out in song whooing his cadre of feminine crew members.
"He is also the only man in this navy to have a microphone stand built onto his periscope." Jurgen states. "We should feel lucky though, Our work is easy. On this boat we dont fire torpedo's cause the Tommy's sink themselves in fritz's honor!"

After the song Fritz grabs Heidi by her waste. "Come on darling let me show you the torpedo room"

"And number 1."
"Ja herr Kaleun?"
"Rig for silent loving."

goggles · 02-28-09, 02:45 AM

fritz you naughty kaleun

Lt.Fillipidis · 02-28-09, 05:57 AM

Das Liebe Boot! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Jimbuna · 02-28-09, 09:04 AM

You'll have Brag turning in his bed

bookworm_020 · 02-28-09, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

You'll have Brag turning in his bed

And kicking himself that he didn't think of it first!

Just watch out, one of them could be related to Bernard!

02-27-09, 06:30 AM	#1
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Fritz von Titz in "The big pickle!" "I dont care what it takes even if we have to combine the might of the entire Royal navy on that one bloody submarine, I want Fritz sunk on my authorization. Sighned P.M. Sir Winston Churchill" Herr Kaleun, BDU have decoded this message straight from the HQ west of the Royal navy and forwarded it to you. It reads (Churchill has put a high price on your head Von Titz. He has authorized the Royal navy to search you out and has offered knightship to any crew who sinks you! BDU out.) "Well all the women of England want me but now it seems, so do the men!" Fritz smiles slyly. "Send a post to Churchill and inform him that I dont swing that way!" Fritz grabs one of the many Beautifull female crew members and plants his lips to her cheek. "I dont understand how he does it? He is the only man in the Kreigsmarine allowed to pick his own crew, and there almost all women!" Jurgen the torpedo loader quipes to his assistant. "Herr Kaleun." Heidi the sonar operator calls out. "Why yes my kleine schutze?" "What if Churchill manages to catch you this time?" "Why my darling dont be worried, My album sells almost as many copies in England as it does in the Fatherland!" "You know why he calls it the Fatherland?" Jurgen asks of his new assistant. "Because he's fathered half of the country!" Fritz bursts out in song whooing his cadre of feminine crew members. "He is also the only man in this navy to have a microphone stand built onto his periscope." Jurgen states. "We should feel lucky though, Our work is easy. On this boat we dont fire torpedo's cause the Tommy's sink themselves in fritz's honor!" After the song Fritz grabs Heidi by her waste. "Come on darling let me show you the torpedo room" "And number 1." "Ja herr Kaleun?" "Rig for silent loving."

02-28-09, 09:04 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You'll have Brag turning in his bed __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-28-09, 02:45 AM	#2
goggles Loader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Prince George BC, Canada Posts: 83 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	fritz you naughty kaleun

02-28-09, 05:57 AM	#3
Lt.Fillipidis Weps Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Veria, Greece Posts: 365 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	Das Liebe Boot! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: