V Australia Safety Briefing

Falkirion · 02-15-09, 06:34 PM

For those who dont check Airliners.net top forum topics you're missing a gem.

Got a fairly good laugh out of it myself.

Pioneer · 02-16-09, 11:21 AM

"Ensure your chair is upright, your tray table is stowed and your hair is just right."

Holy crap we can't leave....stop the flight. My hair is out of place.

Jimbuna · 02-16-09, 02:46 PM

"....and for those of you who are of Australian origin, the flight will depart when the big hand is on twelve and the litle hand is on four"

02-15-09, 06:34 PM	#1
Falkirion Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,043 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	V Australia Safety Briefing For those who dont check Airliners.net top forum topics you're missing a gem. Got a fairly good laugh out of it myself.

02-16-09, 11:21 AM	#2
Pioneer Stinking drunk in Trinidad Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: AU in the USA Posts: 349 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"Ensure your chair is upright, your tray table is stowed and your hair is just right." Holy crap we can't leave....stop the flight. My hair is out of place. __________________ An AU writer marooned in the USA. The American Pioneer story continues @ www.grantmadden.com Latest publication: Chicken Soup for the Soul Angels and Miracles

02-16-09, 02:46 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"....and for those of you who are of Australian origin, the flight will depart when the big hand is on twelve and the litle hand is on four" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!