How to feel a complete t**t?

XabbaRus · 09-16-08, 09:50 AM

Crash the company van in the local supermarket carpark like I did a crawling speed...

Raptor1 · 09-16-08, 09:51 AM

There must be head trauma as I didn't understand a thing

Edit: Wait, I think I got it...

You crashed into someone with the company van in the local supermark park while driving at slow speed?

Dowly · 09-16-08, 10:04 AM

Lol, friend of mine drove the company's van to the side of another one parked behind it few months back, the poor twut accidentally put on the reverse gear. :rotfl:

XabbaRus · 09-16-08, 10:29 AM

Yep I was stopped at a corner, then the car in front went, I turned but too early and a bit too tightly and swiped the corner of a parked car. Damage wasn't too bad but ego is bruised....

Thing is I had the new branded company van and not the old grotty one, so I couldn't hit and run not that I would anyway.

Letum · 09-16-08, 10:34 AM

At least your momentary lapse of concentration happed somewhere, somewhat safe.

XabbaRus · 09-16-08, 10:39 AM

True, must be a day for it as a guy at my work wrote off his car. He was driving along a 30 road, at 30 and a woman pulled out right in front of him....

SS107.9MHz · 09-16-08, 12:00 PM

Crap... I ain't takin my car nowhere today then, 15 days ago I managed to pull an exact copy of your mischief

, I was reversing my car from the parking at my flat., just happened not to see a guy who was badly parked just opposite of the street and BAM, new tail light and back bumper for me, minor scratch to him, managed to hit him in the tire/rimm...

stabiz · 09-16-08, 12:27 PM

My friends big brother was parking his car outside the local video store, and then floored it in stead of braking. The car went through the glass and sent dvd covers flying. Wish I could have seen it.

Konovalov · 09-16-08, 12:56 PM

Don'rt worry Xabba. Most have had one embarressing car accident in their time.

But try not to follow Lewis so closely next time.

Etienne · 09-16-08, 09:16 PM

Accidents happen; its why cars have pencils and erasers have airbags...

Or something.

09-16-08, 09:50 AM	#1
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	How to feel a complete tt?** Crash the company van in the local supermarket carpark like I did a crawling speed... __________________

09-16-08, 09:51 AM	#2
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	There must be head trauma as I didn't understand a thing Edit: Wait, I think I got it... You crashed into someone with the company van in the local supermark park while driving at slow speed? __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

09-16-08, 10:29 AM	#4
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Yep I was stopped at a corner, then the car in front went, I turned but too early and a bit too tightly and swiped the corner of a parked car. Damage wasn't too bad but ego is bruised.... Thing is I had the new branded company van and not the old grotty one, so I couldn't hit and run not that I would anyway. __________________

09-16-08, 10:34 AM	#5
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	At least your momentary lapse of concentration happed somewhere, somewhat safe. __________________

09-16-08, 10:39 AM	#6
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	True, must be a day for it as a guy at my work wrote off his car. He was driving along a 30 road, at 30 and a woman pulled out right in front of him.... __________________

09-16-08, 10:04 AM	#3
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Lol, friend of mine drove the company's van to the side of another one parked behind it few months back, the poor twut accidentally put on the reverse gear. :rotfl:

09-16-08, 12:00 PM	#7
SS107.9MHz Lieutenant Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Lat.40º12'82"N, Long.8º85'48"W, Portugal Posts: 256 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Crap... I ain't takin my car nowhere today then, 15 days ago I managed to pull an exact copy of your mischief, I was reversing my car from the parking at my flat., just happened not to see a guy who was badly parked just opposite of the street and BAM, new tail light and back bumper for me, minor scratch to him, managed to hit him in the tire/rimm... __________________ Rádio Universidade de Coimbra 107.9 FM, 26 Years Of Free Radio, http://www.ruc.pt/

09-16-08, 12:27 PM	#8
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	My friends big brother was parking his car outside the local video store, and then floored it in stead of braking. The car went through the glass and sent dvd covers flying. Wish I could have seen it. __________________

09-16-08, 12:56 PM	#9
Konovalov Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, UK Posts: 2,811 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Don'rt worry Xabba. Most have had one embarressing car accident in their time. But try not to follow Lewis so closely next time. __________________ "In a Christian context, sexuality is traditionally seen as a consequence of the Fall, but for Muslims, it is an anticipation of paradise. So I can say, I think, that I was validly converted to Islam by a teenage French Jewish nudist." Sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad (Timothy Winter)

09-16-08, 09:16 PM	#10
Etienne Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 695 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Accidents happen; its why cars have pencils and erasers have airbags... Or something.