Parrot

[SUBMAN1]

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised to find a parrot
strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes round,

and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks: "And get me a
whiskey you cow!"

The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings back a whiskey for the parrot, but
forgets the coffee. When the man points this out to her, the parrot immediately
drains its glass and yells "And get me another whiskey you b****!"

Quite upset, the stewardess, shaking returns shortly with a whiskey for the
parrot, but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides to
try the parrot's approach: "I've asked you twice for a coffee, cow, go and get
it or I'll give you a slap!"

In a couple of seconds, two burly stewards grab both him and the parrot, take
them to the emergency exits and throw them out. As they are ejected from the
plane, the parrot turns to the man and says "You know, for someone who can't
fly, you're a lippy bastiage!!”

[SUBMAN1]

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Nice one SUBMAN1 :rotfl:


Here's a bird joke for ya !


SKYBIRD > End of joke. :p

Ouch!

-S